Match Day Thread 2015/16 Premier League, Cups & Euro Watch

Just think of the manager who plays the worst type of football in the league no matter what team he's in charge of then imagine him being a dirty horny bastard who's the latest to use injunctions to hide his affairs plural and exploits over text with fans lol...

That's as much as I can say without breaking the law lol.

 

why do you think you'd be done on here.

is it pulis.. is it?

seeing i've not seen anything i can guess and not get done.

whts he done.. is this the real reason he's run out of clubs??? ohhhh spicy.

 

I can neither confirm nor deny lol. You'd get done telling your mate in a pub mate technically.

The manager in question apparently has had three affairs and yes one with a players wife he managed..

Most recently after winning a game he tried to get a female fan to send him pics of her in stockings, suspenders and high heels but no knickers...he was very specific about what he wanted lol...

 

I like him already

I cant see Pulis being so cocky. Allardyce surely?

 

i would eat the sweetcorn and peas from her **** with no toothpick just to curl myself into a ball and sleep in her underwear drawer for one night.

 

They're all at it. I heard a story from an ex top flight manager about how he and his then assistant, who has also managed in the top flight, had to stop a girl who the assistant (married, obviously) was having an affair with from topping herself.

 

Giggs?

 

Nope. Going back a good few years.

 

Tommy Docherty?

 

If it's Watford then Elton John must be involved. He's already done a superinjunction so it fits!

 

No, after his time and I'm not replying to any more guesses!

 

Not what I heard. That description above is rather misleading. Seems it's the one that you're likely to react with "well yeah, we all thought it would be him".

 

You think he plays good attractive football? Lol

 

On a completely utterly different subject Mito...remember when Obi Wan told Luke to trust his instincts?

Love Obi wan I do....

 

If Rodgers was still around he'd be my first thought. But without him, I'm not sure who it is. Alan Pardew perhaps.

 

Well no, but when someone says that, the automatic default is "Allardyce/Pulis".

 

OK...you've heard of another one then lol

 

Ah. Yes indeed.

 

There have been rumours about Pardew for years. Rumours.