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... if I should ever get one I'll pop it in the post for you ... you should get more use out of it ... even if it's only to pull up over your nose ... a nice waft of lenor will surely be preferable to the olfactory experiences you have recently been indulging in (allegedlly) ...

 

Did you ever watch the comedy series Men Behaving Badly?

 

... not avidly ... are you Martin Clunes?... you were better in Doc Martin...

 

That's a shame. You would have liked the George character!

 

Even when he's revelling in the glory of his side's magnificient achievement, Bambi's thoughts turn to HIAG...

 

... it was PNP ...

 

(Whistling )

 

Congrats on the knighthood. Well deserved even if self awarded

 

Was just going to say the same.

Well played Stan, wow.

Is the Queen really small?

 

While you work?

Don't fall off daft ****.

 

Thanks, we're all very proud of me.

 

She's a great brute of a woman. What you see on TV is the result of a lot of work by her stylists and some very clever lighting. Have you ever seen her stood next to a jockey? Of course you haven't as it would be obvious that she's massive.

 

No mate, show us one of your pics with her?

Or did you mean a horse riding chap?

 

Disc Jockey. Special forces spent years keeping David "Diddy" Hamilton away from her.