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  1. saintanton

    saintanton Old

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    Of course, he's a farmer.
    It's either that or ****.
     
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  2. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Pig semen ?
     
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  3. saintanton

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    Later. <ok>
     
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  4. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    I think it's his own tbh
     
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  5. saintanton

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    That's what I meant. <ok>
     
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  6. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    Have you been putting meth in Kinder Eggs again ?
     
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  7. saintanton

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    They give us all sorts of stuff to keep us quiet here at the home.
     
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  8. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    #partoftheproductionline
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    The tits and the sambuca were out last night.

    My eldest didn't get that job at her old 6th form college. She came 2nd (like me in the ****ing prediction league <grr>). The girl who got it was a newly qualified teacher with an English degree who's never taught above GCSE and never taught history. She is £6,000 a year cheaper than my daughter, though. You'd have thought someone with a first class honours and a Master's in history plus 2 years teaching experience including A level might be something of an asset as a history teacher. She got a lovely email from the deputy head apologising though <doh>

    She came to the Cheese last Friday in a pretty morose state. I had a couple of spliffs on me, so we smoked those and she had a large white wine. Then Denice came out with the Sambuca and a couple of shot glasses. At the same time, Hi-viz Paul has a spliff production line going. She was getting progressively scattered. I went to the bar for more drinks and Cookie came up to me. He asked me what my surname was, so I told him. He asked me if I'd give him my blessing to take my daughter out. I said it was **** all to do with me and that it was her shout. A little later, he came outside on his phone. When he finished, I shouted him over and introduced him to her. He couldn't speak, as he just didn't know what to say <laugh>

    We went inside a little later as it was getting chilly. About 5 different lads came over one after another trying to tap her up <laugh> She ended up coming back to mine for more spliffs and to watch Re-Animator. She left her car there and got a cab home <laugh>
     
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  10. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    Class story. Still no pic of said daughter though.

    Doesn't she teach in an independent school ? Why would she want to leave there to go and deal with some ghetto slum place
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    She teaches at a private school. The 6th form college she went to has a very good reputation and she would just be teaching A level, not GCSE. The main problem with the private school is that the parents carry so much weight because they pay the fees. They can create some **** if their little darlings aren't suited.
     
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  12. BobbyD

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    Bet she gets paid more though!. I don't think i could be dealing with stuck up parents though.

    Can't believe i'm actually on here reading RHCs stories. What has my life become XD.

    I agree with the frog. When we getting piccies of everything thats going on :p.
     
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  13. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Wherever she teaches she'll have parent issues though, just of different kinds from ones who are over-involved cos they're paying through the nose to those who don't give a **** or simply want to cause **** ! Guess the lesser work-load would be a boon
     
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  14. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Do you want to take the job as Rhc's pap ? I'll get you the moped
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Yes, even with the much reduced travel she would. I can't do ****ing pictures <grr>
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    My eldest was over again last night AND ended up getting a taxi home, AGAIN <laugh>

    These two women have recently started going in there. They're both fit, but quite patently slags. They bring their young kids in there and leave them playing pool whilst they flit from man to man flirting and scrounging drinks and ***s from anyone stupid enough not to see through them. She's tried to 'engage' with me on several occasions, but I basically ignored her each time.

    Last night, the two of us got shunted down the bar after we'd been out for a spliff and my daughter sadly ended up right next to her. The slag then engages with my daughter, telling her how beautiful she is and how much she loves her hair <doh> She then started trying to involve me and I just ignored her. She went away for a little while and I put my daughter straight about her, explaining that if she got sucked in, I'd end up telling the woman to ****ing do one.

    On her return, she started again saying she was talking to me and I explained that I wasn't talking to her. Daughter went to the loo and she said that my daughter was beautiful, but she was the only part of me that was. I just said "Wrong as I've got another equally beautiful daughter^. She said that she she hadn't met her and I said "What a lucky girl she is". She told me I was horrible and I just said that was a big compliment coming from her because it meant I saw through her sordid little games. Later, she said to my daughter "You're not in a good place are you" and my daughter just turned away and put her head right down on her hands on the bar, obviating any need for further discussion. What a horrible, horrible cow. She's one of those that's been going in there for 5 minutes and already 'knows' everyone. If she's in there tonight, she'll conceivably get a full verbal broadside <laugh>
     
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  17. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    my sincerest best wishes to your daughter... (non slimy) sounds like she isn't too happy out in the boonies with the rich kids.
     
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  18. BobbyD

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    hahah that's a story. I would say though you aren't the most diplomatic are you RHC XD. Not probably my course of action but it does make a great story
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    They're both great kids, MITO. If their mother knew 5% of what I know about them, she'd have a ****ing fit <laugh> They're both pretty much like me - take everyone on face value, rich or poor, black or white etc.
     
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  20. Tobes

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    And the problem with this combination is what exactly?
     
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