pikeys = one of the two who got beaten rode one of their inbred sisters. OR tried to cheat them over some dodgy deal
as in bingo for the old dears and a bit of aerobics? like.... "active" what's that mean? did someone get thrown through a window?
Down my local, Bill the pervy farmer from the next village (lives on his own and smells of piss), got leathered and fell over Fat Tracey the local velo, was hanging off every bloke who didn't run fast enough and Landlord Dave put some ****ing awful ****e on the jukkie, so I slotted him.
Cornish Clive went for a pint in Bodmin and got set upon by the local queens. He's currently having sphincter reconstruction surgery.