Ask Me Anything Episode 3 - Toby

It's time to add a French twist to this AMA Series, and I'm really looking forward to today's guest. Can we all welcome @Toby to the floor!

Toby is half French and Half Londonshire, works in IT, enjoy ket, speed, and sleeping on your sofa. Famed for many verbal battles on GC, he takes no **** and gives plenty out.

So let's get cracking!

Q1 - What's the best sofa you have ever slept on?
Q2 - Is your overt hatred of Scotland because us Scots are better looking, smarter, funnier, and can handle our drink better than you Southern ****s?
Q3 - Favourite computer game of all time?
Q4 - Can you PM me a picture of your new bird eating chicken wings without using her hands?
Q5 - What's the longest you have gone without a shower?

Regards,

Nig to the Nog da muthafuckin' Dog

 

Was Simon a good ride?

 

I'd like Tobes to have go at these:

1) How much cash have you got on you right now?
2) What was your favourite protest march?
3) Where do you buy patchouli oil?
4) Are sandals acceptable when wearing trousers?
5) What is your favourite seaside rock flavor?

 

I like Toby

 

We know. You've said it about 40 times this year. Why don't you get on your knees and nosh his cosh?

 

That would be gay. I like you too Trev but I won't be noshing your cosh either.

 

**** off, you pape bastard.

 

Am not french (this is going to make me late for work)

1. I got my parents a £3200 sofa for £180 at the online retail place I used to work, it's ****ing incredible
2. We both know that's not true. I drink more on a Tuesday than you fat toothless ****ebags drink in a month
3. Civ4, AOE or COD WaW...Can't choose...PES gets an honorary ranking too
4. No chance. She doesn't eat meat when she's with me
5. Am quite a clean bastard, but I've been to a technival in France that lasted 5 days, you basically sweat drugs at the end, the BO you produce is spectacular.

 

1. I have about £12 in cash because I lost my card and about £2100 in the bank
2. The SOPA march a few years back, was sunny as **** and I pulled a beautiful little hippy french girl with dreadlocks
3. No idea, am not a ****
4. Same, am not a ****, wear whatever the **** you want
5. I've never had seaside rock, sounds pish.

 

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Good show Tobes

 

A. Can we film a cooking the perfect Frozen pizza blog and upload it on YouTube? .

B. I deleted my coke dealers number on Sunday morning after wondering what the **** I'm doing with my life feeling hung over and guilty at 5 am.

So can you order me some off the dank Web next week ?

 

The dank web

 

COD WaW is a good choice. Seen the Battlefield 1 trailer? Looks immense.

 

"quite clean"

 

Hi Toby

Do I press 6 or # to get back to the main menu?

 

Select c:\windows\system32 and then shift + delete

 

How can you hold down all those buttons with only 9 fingers?

 

You know in the kids programme, Dora and Friends into the City? It is the one when she is older and looks a lot different from what she did in Dora the Explorer. Well, she has 4 female friends and a guy friend called Pablo. Surely he must be fingering at least one of them, why else would a guy knock about with 4 girls?

 

It only takes one finger to hold down each of those 2 buttons and 9 is more than 2.

Dumb paddy.

 

Dumb paddy?

You're the one trying to press ctrl alt delete on a phone