Who am I?

Jip, change this daft ****'s signature! Even just change it to a couple of paragraphs?

 

I kept the Roman nose in so that you can remind yourself how great it is to have a non-taigy hooter. Do you see my way of thinking? Hope so. Did it for you.

 

well sir, if you put it that way, thank you very much!

 

I blinkin' love your hooter, Scan. I want to tickle it with a goose's feather.

 

I was born in Texas during the WW2 years
I attended university on a sports scholarship but gave this up to become a drummer
I received an Oscar nomination for my role in a musical biopic, and have appeared in more than 150 films
I had a golf ball-sized cancerous tumour removed from my head during the late ‘90s

I was born in California during the early 1940s and was named after a theatre composer
As a punishment for stealing my mother’s car, I was forced to join the U.S Army
Away from my regular band, I collaborated and played with the likes of Bob Dylan, Jefferson Airplane and David Crosby
An ice cream was named after me, music festivals are held in my memory, and I’m regularly voted as one of the greatest guitarists of all time

One of six siblings, I was born in West Germany during the mid 1960s
As a teenager I excelled at boxing but a serious eye injury ended all plans to go professional
After finding success as a stand-up, I was given my own sitcom, which ran for five years and drew millions of viewers
Despite earning up to $20 million a year, I had to sell my house to help pay for a costly divorce

 

Gary Busey
Jerry Garcia
Martin Lawrence

All survived a coma

 

**** off, monica. Just. ****. Off.

 

Nice work, M-Man. I was hoping Martin Lawrence would offer a sterner challenge, but alas it did not.

Anyway, you win this super list of South African slang words. Enjoy!

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^^^^ What he said.

 

Thanks mate, but I know them already, my missus is from there. Here name is Patience, seemingly

 

You don't know her name?

 

Can I have a Like, anyway?

 

For this post or for the chart of South African slang? I've just given you a like for the chart. Ah **** it have one for this too.

 

I can't understand a ****ing word she says. I only call her Patience because Nicky calls her that, not sure if it is her real name though

 

With Scottish and Italian ancestry, I was born in the USA during the 1970s
Before moving into music, I wrote comics and worked as an intern for a cartoon channel
My former band has been heavily associated with teenage self-harm and suicide, but our fans vehemently defended us
I am now focusing on a solo career and will soon be making my comic debut for Marvel

I was adopted soon after my birth, in the north-west of England during the 1930s
I worked as a dustman in my teens but eventually gained a degree and moved into teaching
I moved into showbiz and found success as a stand-up comic, game show host and radio presenter
In recent years I've suffered a series of strokes, but I still plan to make a TV comeback

One of three brothers, I was born in North America during the mid 1920s
I trained as an aerial gunner during WW2 but was considered too young for active service
My early dreams of becoming a serious actor gave way to narrating documentaries and commercials
I appeared in over 100 films, received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, and was once described as the 'Olivier' of my genre

 

Boy George
Dawn French
Sir Ian McKellan

All 3 have swallowed Lenny Henry's monstrous spunk-load.

Feeling quietly confident today.

 

Am i wrong, P?

 

Gerard Way
Tom O'Connor

 

Gerard Way
Tom O'Connor
Leslie Nielsen

Have all been on holiday for 12 days because they couldn't afford 2 weeks.