David Icke highlights the dangers of watching too much snooker in the afternoon. It's only a matter of time before Hazel Irvine starts her own quasi-religious, conspiracy nut sex cult, and I for one will sign up.
I took part in the 1993 Isle of Wight Junior Football Tournament. As guest of honour for the closing ceremony, David Icke handed out the medals and trophies. I can still see his multi-coloured tracksuit, which looked overly garish at a time when Bermuda shorts were considered subtle. Great story, eh?
Says the guy that's spent a huge chunk of his life posting old jokes and arguing with people on the internet David Icke is much more credible than you'll ever be