Mr Lochrie, Think you missed my question. Please revert back and complete. In the spirit of the thread, I'd appreciate it. Word.
Yes and on more than one occasion too. Most recently, she was off out for the day with one of her friends. In anticipation of her being out for the day, I used my bum bullet to loosen of the sphincter and went out cruising for a homosexual encounter and ended up in the the gay capital of the UK, Edinburgh, at a club called Donnies owned by a Dundonian SNP voter. I was in my element, the stench of semen was everywhere as I went from **** to **** shoving my tongue down their throats searching for that spunky residual aftertaste that only those delight in deepthroating veiny shafts can testify. Just as I had selected three of the campest ****ters ever to set foot in Edinburgh, I lined them up against the wall and was about to open the trapdoor on my Wranglers when Julie walked in. Thankfully she didn't recognise me as I was smiling. Barrie
Questions for Barrie: Are you planning to open a stationers in Walton-on-the-Naze? Is there any better feeling than plunging your hand into a box full of sequins? Will you ever be able to look Elton Welsby in the eye again? Did you really teach your pet parrot to say 'Get your flange out, Sister Maria'? Should all GC members meet up to watch the new Ghostbusters film?
@Ponderings Q. Are you planning to open a stationers in Walton-on-the-Naze? A. As a matter of fact, yes. I've been working tirelessly behind the scenes putting in the legwork to get the store opened on the Parade across from the train station, will keep you abreast of any updates. Q. Is there any better feeling than plunging your hand into a box full of sequins? A. Only bettered by plunging your hand into a pre-stretched anus. Q. Will you ever be able to look Elton Welsby in the eye again? A. As a mark of respect, yes, but we are no longer talking to each other via out Whatsappgroup chat. Q. Did you really teach your pet parrot to say 'Get your flange out, Sister Maria'? A. I can't take credit for that. Sounds like the work of one of my fellow POOVES. Q. Should all GC members meet up to watch the new Ghostbusters film? A. Yes, in fact I've set up a Paypal account to deal with deposits. Will PM everyone in due course. watp
They know that as much as he married a melted nostril faced bitch. It's awrite though, his uncle got an orange order funeral in brigton by ra way!
Iain, when people call you Iain, do they mean Iain as in Iain Dowie or lain as in "I have lain", "you have lain", "he/she/one has lain"?
Road getting tarred today, first stool expulsion pencilled in for next Wednesday when the tiler has completed bathroom works.
