WE ARE THE TEDS WE ARE THE REDS WE ARE THE

That's really beautiful

 

my poetry is quite wonderfull ive written four thousand poems,but to describe liverpool would be difficult when i visited kensington liverpool 5
i have never met so many wonderfull people the warmth in these people is indescribable,now i understand how shankly fell in love with you guys
you are something special you are very trusting and very loving
THATS SOMETHING BEAUTIFULL

 

This went well

 

Could be Liverpool: they're both lacking at the back.

Coat please....

 

Kenny - beautiful. Dalglish in his prime - yes. Shiel Rd to the Coach and Horses pub crawl - not so. I used to work at the B&K Motors on the petrol pumps when I was in the 6th form. I was only held up at knifepoint twice in the eighteen months I was there.

Happy days.

 

Has someone put a hit out on Ted yet? ****er needs to die!

 

I've dropped ted from my username - he'll just wither away out of despair now.

 

im slowly dying
im really crying
im going back home
to a planet coverd in foam
only jenner understands its not very nice being coverd in irradescent green coloured skin
fall of hate only liverpool has the power to find humour from within
but my scousers have deserted me im not eating im getting desperately thin
if only in the final we did win
but it was unreal
the destruction of seville

 

True - bit anfield isn't this either.

 

Ted.

You're done.

****'s got old.

This is the Benteknofrog revolution.

Welcome to the age of Benteknofrog.

Unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce.

 

My heads spinning...........I think I'm going to be sick

#bringbackted

#onsecondthoughtsdont

 

No matter which planet Ted flees to he'll be found... Oh yeah poetry.

On a gathering storm
Comes a tall handsome man
In a dusty black coat
With a red right hand

You won't feel a thing ted, you deserve that for the Dortmund match.

 

WELL WHEN ME AND MY MATE JOINED THE 606 WE WERE THE MOST BANNED POSTERS ON PLANET EARTH AND EVERYONE WAS SAYING I WOULD GET A LIFE BAN IN RECORD TIME BUT SO FAR IM OK BUT IF I GET A BAN SOON
ILL NEVER FORGET YOU LIVERPOOL FANS YOU ARE NUJMBER ONE FOR HUMOUR SO MUCH BETTER THAN THOSE EVERTONIAN OR MANXS
love you liverpool love you
but soon they will ban me im old broken nose

 

Thank fluck for that let's hope they ban your primary as well...

 

well i think they fill sorry for me as im billy no mates only you lovely scousers have shown me kindess thanks for that

 

I heard that #luvgonzo is looking for you

 

You coming to the Benteknofrog rave tonight ? Should last a couple of days. Ready for it all to go OoooooooFF !

 

I have a new poem. I've been working on it during my whole holiday.

Ted is no red
Ted should be dead.

Amen

 

Ted is red and in his bed which he keeps in the shed, he should be dead but he's about to wed so let him keep his head at least for this thread.

 

Amazing