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  1. Nads

    Nads Well-Known Member

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    Hahah, ten it wasn't me so meh.

    You can't post from iPhone it's asking for a URL, you'll just have to take my word for it when I say her ass is eating her shorts, in the best possible manner.

    Smashing.
     
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  2. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Upload File>Choose File>Photo Library>Camera Roll>Full Image>Post Reply <ok>

    Will I ****, that'll spoil my chances of getting more in future, like when he's got her in the shower later tonight... innit, Nads?
     
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  3. Nads

    Nads Well-Known Member

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    I ain't making a habit of it ;)

    I'm calling that a solid 9 Tel, thoughts?
     
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  4. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Did I ever tell everybody how much of a ****ing top lad Nads is?

    Baller, he's gonna have a top night with that one.
     
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  5. Nads

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    That's a 9 plus aye? Petite and curvy. Gods mix.
     
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  6. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Oh she's from the top shelf pal, for sure... she'd maybe get a 10 if she grew a head.
     
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  7. Nads

    Nads Well-Known Member

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    I can't show that but trust me it's ****ing decent. Ha.
     
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  8. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    As long as she has one mate, that's all that counts <ok>
     
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  9. Nads

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    She might not have come 2am like haha
     
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  10. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Well that's one way to make sure they don't bother you again.
     
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  11. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    For those who are worried that nads is into having sex with decapitated corpses, I can confirm that the girl has a (very nice) head. <ok>
     
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  12. Nads

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    Let's not rule out the corpse thing though.

    Reduced waiting times, nee answering back...

    But then who cleans me kitchen?
     
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  13. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    <laugh> Don't close any doors mate.

    The best part is you don't have to wait ages for them to get ready when you're going out, no make-up, no hair drying... buenos.
     
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  14. Nads

    Nads Well-Known Member

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    Is it even illegal? I mean who's pressing charges here?
     
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  15. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I think it's only illegal if you have the head, without the body.
     
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  16. Nads

    Nads Well-Known Member

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    That's a gamble ain't it? If that clamps shut your bang in trouble.
     
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  17. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    You're giving this a lot of thought mate, I'm starting to worry about you.

    You just stick to that little slice you've got cooking tonight and you'll be fine.

    Unless she gets her claws in early doors.
     
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    Post it or face the wrath of the mods (well, this one anyway)!!!
     
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  19. Nads

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    Naaaaaa. Ha.
     
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  20. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    You can just hack into his PM's anyway can't you, ****ing mods, we have to go to other sites to bitch about you, so you don't read it.
     
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