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Off Topic Impact of Brexit on Football

Discussion in 'Norwich City' started by Davylad, Mar 26, 2016.

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  1. JKCanary

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    Heh. It amused me, so I thought I'd share it.

    All hail Mutti! Here's to The True Thousand Year Reich! Prost! :emoticon-0167-beer:
     
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  3. JKCanary

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    I like this 'Propaganda Hour' that we have going on here.
     
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    I'd really rather not, though I'd hail pretty much anything for a top weissbier! Prost:emoticon-0167-beer:

    Bah!
     
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  6. JKCanary

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    Another conversion to the cause!
     
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    Ach. That one won't show for me, bor.
     
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    Nor me, now corrected

    Bah!
     
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    What cause? The persuit of all beers great and small?

    Bah!
     
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  10. JKCanary

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    The pursuit of The True Thousand Year Reich of course, led by Mutti and our beloved overlords at the EU!

    You shall be thanked for your support with all the Weißbier you could ever wish for.
     
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    Your beer could get cheaper in the event of glorious Brexit!

    Bah!
     
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    Should that not read "could" instead of "shall"? That is far to definite a statement!

    Bah!
     
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  14. JKCanary

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    I prefer to take the totalitarian approach to propaganda ;)
     
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    That doen't look like Mutti, does she nip to a phone booth and magically transform?

    Bah!
     
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    I'd feel sorry for Turkey if they join the EU and we Brits end up staying too.

    Considering the rate at which Britain’s population is ageing, and based on the 2.5 million Brits who holidayed in Turkey last year, I'd expect to see Turkey's coastal regions destroyed by swarms of Britain’s elderly escaping their chronic bad weather problem. Since the EU will no doubt force Turkey to join the European health insurance card scheme, the strain on its free healthcare alone will be unbearable.

    A life of microwave meals and alcohol abuse means liver problems Turkey's health infrastructure just doesn’t have the resources to cope with. Within a year the Brits will have eaten all of Turkey's biscuits. Would Turkey really allow one of the fattest nations on earth to have free rein in its hospitals? Already some 5 million Brits live abroad. And as anyone who’s ever been to the Costa del Sol will tell you, the problem is, they just don’t assimilate.

    And who could blame them for saying that? A predominantly Christian Britain will presumably bring forced Christmas with them.

    Violent crime is up in general, and Britain doesn't have enough space for prisoners so they could end up shipping them all to Turkey – the Brits have form for doing that (Australia)!

    The Brits will flock to Turkey, force women to wear high heels to work, and the vast majority will expect wages so high they will force hard-working Turks out of the job market.

    They're a people who don’t just eat pork, but whose prime minister was forced to deny he had engaged in sexual activities with it. A country whose most famous entertainers touch children with apparent impunity.

    The Brits are rude. British men like to get drunk and fight each other. They will never speak the language. If the UK remains in Europe, there will simply be no Turkey left to enjoy the benefits the EU will bring.


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    Nonsense and i'll tell you why!

    I'd feel sorry for Turkey if they join the EU and we Brits end up staying too.

    Considering the rate at which Britain’s population is ageing, and based on the 2.5 million Brits who holidayed in Turkey last year, I'd expect to see Turkey's coastal regions destroyed by swarms of Britain’s elderly escaping their chronic bad weather problem. Since the EU will no doubt force Turkey to join the European health insurance card scheme, the strain on its free healthcare alone will be unbearable.
    We with our decadent western ways will have made there homeland uninhabitably hot with our industrial belchings, Yorkshire will be the new coast t'sun and whitby will become a sprawling old age metropolus. They do keep telling us Turkey won't be fast tracked and it will take sometime before they are ready to join, I believe them!

    A life of microwave meals and alcohol abuse means liver problems Turkey's health infrastructure just doesn’t have the resources to cope with. Within a year the Brits will have eaten all of Turkey's biscuits. Would Turkey really allow one of the fattest nations on earth to have free rein in its hospitals? Already some 5 million Brits live abroad. And as anyone who’s ever been to the Costa del Sol will tell you, the problem is, they just don’t assimilate.
    Once the evil corperate dogs of the US have dismantled our NHS and ensured that all health care in europe is privatised and out of reach of the poor, it will be us decadent fatties in western europe who can pick and chose our hospital, turkey need not worry unless theirs are the best in europe.

    And who could blame them for saying that? A predominantly Christian Britain will presumably bring forced Christmas with them.
    The corperate businesses of the world will convert them to Xmas with their slick and relentless advertising campaigns cynically targeting the children not a few christain pilgrims

    Violent crime is up in general, and Britain doesn't have enough space for prisoners so they could end up shipping them all to Turkey – the Brits have form for doing that (Australia)!
    Contract criminal gangs to transport them and we can mitigate this by great losses at sea

    The Brits will flock to Turkey, force women to wear high heels to work, and the vast majority will expect wages so high they will force hard-working Turks out of the job market.
    Is the high heels part unreasonable? There legs will look better and this may aid their chances of promotion, we would be helping career progression. They are Johny foreigner so they're all bone idle don't you know?
    They're a people who don’t just eat pork, but whose prime minister was forced to deny he had engaged in sexual activities with it. A country whose most famous entertainers touch children with apparent impunity.
    Imagine their joy at tasting and smelling bacon for the first time? They will welcome us and our dubious TV and radio stars with open hearts and legs, the Uk will fix it for them alright!
    The Brits are rude. British men like to get drunk and fight each other. They will never speak the language. If the UK remains in Europe, there will simply be no Turkey left to enjoy the benefits the EU will bring.
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    ****off are we! Though not fighty myself can't argue with the drunk bit, but we can all sing like angels whilst staggering home at 3am, this would be uplifting for the neighbourhood. Surely the EU end game is to eradicate all difference, It's about time they all spoke English anyway! No Turkey left????? Is the EU proposing further quotas on uncle Bernards turkey production?

    Bah!
     
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    Hi bors, router packed up and been waiting for a new one, seems I haven't missed much LOL.
     
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