There's some pretty sharply dressed animals in Hale though pal. Love the schoolyard nature of your fight back though 'Fabs nose is bigger than Rashers nose' Haha, the inner child...
You get that pissed you can't tell the difference if you're ****ing a bird or getting ****ed off a bird. As long as the arsehole is firmly shut the following morning and still in one piece, there's nowt to lose.
I'm visiting Comm end Jan I will make it my goal to get a pick of him with one of them girls that's a boy.
He'll get you that pissed it'll end up you with it tucked in, with a bra on. What happens in Pattaya... you know the score. Seriously though, you should have a pork-off, my money's on Comm, he knows the drill for getting a discount.
Hahahaha, I'll do what I always do on holiday, which is a ****ing pain, and end up with a lass from the North East. Every time mate, one in Marbs last week lives 2 buildings away man, I dunno how I do it.
Excellent my son. Bout time. I will gladly let you take that pic. But odds on who will be bucking it. Ha
I think it's just an easy close like. And the fact that lasses from anywhere but here scream 'why aye' at you which really does boil the piss in me, hence I walk away. Mind, the NE accent on holiday does attract them in, seems they all think we are happy go lucky comedians and that, the old Lady Chatterley lark. Can't knock it in that respect, although some ****er did ask where in Wales I was from. ****ing Wales.
I reckon Nads and Comm will save the hit on the wallet and just end up bucking each other. It's been simmering between them for ****ing years. p.s Borini is a good looking guy
Ha. Hombre. I love the part about the simmering love affair. Despite joining the same day. Mods togethet. And used to live within a mile of each other. Anyhoo bring the lube ya fruit