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What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Sweats, Jun 13, 2012.

  1. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    I'm having a nice ham salad with a flat bread on the side for dinner.

    Unfortunately, some **** ruined it by bringing cakes in because it's their birthday.

    I've had two. #selfloathing
     
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  2. Sweats

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    For my DINNER. Tonight I have ordered from my local Turkish on their app..

    Does anyone else add comments in their special requests section??

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  3. Sweats

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    Last time was the night prince died and I requested to be serenaded by a prince song instead of ringing my doorbell. He didn't do it.
     
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  4. Chief

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    Under circumstances can a turkish takeaway be considered dinner.

    Plus it's half nine at night. I wouldn't call a kebab after eight pints dinner and nor is a delivered version.

    I hope you've got a cold Efes in the fridge.
     
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  5. Stan

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    No but if we order a delivery on a Friday night I request the same order from two different restaurants. The first one that arrives gets paid, the second one gets told to **** off.

    They don't apologise or offer me a discount when they take longer than promised so as far as I'm concerned it's dog eat dog. I suspect that on occasion I have actually eaten dog.
     
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  6. Stan

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    You can't have a doner delivered. It would be ****ing rancid by the time all the fat had seeped into the bread. And I eat doners sober!
     
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    I wouldn't know. I've only ever had one of the classic triumvirate of pizza, Indian or Chinese delivered.

    I love a doner. Mixed preferably. I'd have had one last night to celebrate but the bab shop had closed down. Had to settle for a pack of pork scratchings.
     
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    Doner and chips. Fcking gorge. Better than pitta imo. But no, never had it delivered.

    And lamb donner, not that chicken grissle muck. I make a point of getting them to slice it thin and get the edges crispy.
     
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    The turks are not known for their sense of humour tbf.
     
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  10. Stan

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    Either elephant leg lamb doner or chicken doner.

    The former is ridiculously unhealthy, worse than you could ever imagine. A kebab shop owner once admitted to me that he'd never eat one.
     
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    I think you'd have to have lived in a cave (getting your doner by delivery) not to know how unhealthy lamb donners are. But they hit the spot and taste satsifying when the occasion calls for it. I only have one about once a year.
     
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  12. Stan

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    Do you know how they get the meat for your lamb doner? Said kebab shop owner told me and it does me no credit that I still eat them!
     
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    That's a fair comment. As you well know I have been known to call it tea.

    Though I've only had 4 pints of butty.

    Had lamb shish and lamb kofte.

    As to getting delivered doner meat. It tastes the same. I've eaten it cold off my own chest having woken up with it there.. In fact the mrss birthday the other weekend I awoke covered in bab juice having taken the principal of a dirty weekend to a new level. Don't think being covered in juice was the right thing to do.
     
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    I know what you mean, I feel the same. I first saw how it was made on a Jamie Oliver programme about 10-12 years ago.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    That is genuinely a true story. I also fell into bush outside the hotel. Think that may have been the bab juice spillage.
     
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    What a ****ing twat. Turks? I've **** 'em <ok>
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

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    I've never, ever had one.
     
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    Racist!!
     
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    No. I used to be a student environmental health officer <laugh>
     
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