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Love me love my dong.

 

Yu wanna see mi spuggy.

 

Pay me, I iron your vest X

 

http://news.sky.com/story/1700735/drone-captures-70-sharks-feasting-on-a-whale

And still the daft ****ers go swimming .

 

I help yu put it in hole

 

Isn't there some bloke who's a brick **** house goes round Pattaya porking all the sluts off the street? Massive roid head, I'm sure I read about him in a paper.

 

Probably loads

Roids and street sluts. What can possibly go wrong.

 

If you get better at something you should get more turns not less.

Daft idea I reckon.

 

That must be the reason I'm only getting sex once a month!

 

You maybe just need extra training mate. Enrol in evening classes. A lust course or something.

 

Random **** fact.

Yank plank Dozy Jozy has 93 caps for United States of Soccerland.

 

Thomas Robson: Sunderland defender says debut was a 'dream'

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Thomas Robson made his full Sunderland debut in the 2-2 draw with Watford on Sunday
For many, Sunderland's draw away to Watford went under the radar on Sunday. With both teams safe, there was not much to play for.
However, for one young defender in the Sunderland ranks, it was the moment he had been dreaming of. Thomas Robson, a 20-year-old left-back, was named in Sam Allardyce's starting XI.
"I got told on Saturday morning that I'd be starting," he told BBC Radio Newcastle. "It was a mixture of excitement and nerves together. It wasn't a nice feeling."
Robson, who grew up just 17 miles from the Stadium of Light in Stanley, said he's achieved what many wanted, but has had to wait for his chance.
"People from my area and my age dreamed of doing that, and I've done it," he said. "Words can't describe how I feel.

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"I've always understood that in a relegation battle the need for experience and I'm hoping next year we're not in one.
"I've got to start next season how I ended this one."
Robson is also full of praise for Black Cats manager Sam Allardyce, who brought him through to the first team.
"I've been training with Sam for a while," said Robson. "I'm learning a lot from the man and I just hope I keep improving.
"I'll come back and work hard, and from there the manager will make his mind up.
"I don't think we'll struggle next season. With a couple of good signing we'll be a better side next year."

 

Chuffed for the lad - one of my own..
Well done Tommy,
.

 

This cheered me up after getting out of bed from nights..

 

Cato. Has just died.

 

yeah just heard, 85 years old, canny innings. R.I.P.

 

This is catostrophic news..

 

So there's this scruffy looking fella raking in the bin outside, being a saint and that I offer him my Subway (sacrifice and a half by the way, steak & cheese..) and about £7 in change.

Turns out he's dropped the keys to his 65 plate E-class in the bin, looks at me like I've 4 heads gets in his car and screams off.

Oops. Ha.

 

I'd have still taken the Sub off you, as long as it had Southwest sauce on.