Interesting facts about black folk and their ice creams: The first British black person to eat an ice cream was cricketer Devon Malcolm: he enjoyed a Feast at Bexhill-on-Sea during the summer of 1986 In the dialect of Igbo (south-eastern Nigeria), 'ice cream' translates as 'mediocre sandals' James Brown's classic song I Got You (I Feel Good) was written as an ode to his love of Viennetta Lolly sticks are classed as an official currency in both Togo and Mauritania; sticks with jokes on are worth double The Jamaican version of the Magnum is flavoured with red snapper and pea
You are such a stupid ***** ****, it is actually unreal. May as well have put "The Jam Ice Cream", you predictable piece of ****ing ****.
A tad harsh Mr The Dog. This retort follows on from a previous thread regarding pop star fruit and nuts where I wanted contributors to offer witty puns rather than name individuals who happened to have fruit or nuts as part of their actual names. I requested that Mr Almond, Ms Cherry and Ms Apple not be used in the thread but Mr Ger either failed to grasp the intent or decided to opt for a more sarcastic approach by actually naming Almond/Cherry/Apple in this and other similar and related threads. In the spirit of continuity and never allowing a chance of re-hashing a good gag slip by I have to commend Mr Ger in this instance. We all have favourite themes that we can return to at any time; ER has soup Gambol has fewer fingers than most and is banned from DFS Toby hopes that giving to the charity Shelter will pay dividends Scan is sponsored by Munchie box Jonno needs to get out more I am the resident Peedo (allegedly) Etc And let us not forget the old stalwart of Sectarianism which keeps this place ticking along nicely.
Kids watched this at the weekend and wanted to know how I did such a good impression of the Child Catcher! "Lollipops!"
Let's not forget Jiffy and his predictable and cringeworthy gag on the Who am I thread. That great gags about putting Dawn French and Boy George as the answer. Jiffy really is the unfunniest **** on here and very unlikable
