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Off Topic Pink Seats Petition For Change

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, May 22, 2016.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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  2. Q

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    Petitions rarely deliver the impact they are constructed for.
     
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  3. Heed

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    To quote the petitioner.

    I think most people will agree our fantastic stadium that is in the top six biggest stadiums in our country should have a higher standard of maintenence for a Premier League club.

    Run down springs to mind by the looks of it.
    If its in the Top 6 in the country, it doesn't say much for the rest.
     
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  4. Obi Wan

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    Right. Enough of this tyrannical suppression. It's our human right to sign petitions that actually deliver the impact they are constructed for.
    I propose a motion that we all sign a petition requesting that all future petitions deliver the impact they are constructed for. All those in favour?
     
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  5. Rum & Black for 2

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    Point of order.

    Has Oh Be Have petioned to propose a motion that we all sign a petition requesting that all future petitions deliver the impact they are constructed for?
     
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  6. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    I'll sign anything today, so just line them up....
     
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  7. Obi Wan

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    Cool, here's a blank cheque from your chequebook, made payable to me. :)
     
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    Heed well known cheat

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    Not exactly what I had in mind, I was thinking more along the lines of signing on behalf of the likes of Trev the Cheat or Albert.....
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

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    All you will need is my thumb print.
    It is perfect for the function is was constructed for <laugh>
     
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  10. Sammy's Silky Skills

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    They will be petitioning for their own airport next.
     
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  11. Toon_Man_Sam1

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    I've signed it for them, I gave my reason why as

    As A Newcastle Supporter I know the Mackems never fill their stadium and to have to look at these awful Pinky seats on TV is unbearable, However it’s better than looking at the inbreds that squat on them!
     
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  12. LiamO

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    Its like we always say it is.. ****hole, and now with a stadium to match.. lol
     
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