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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, May 23, 2016.

  1. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Interesting facts about black folk and their ice creams:

    The first British black person to eat an ice cream was cricketer Devon Malcolm: he enjoyed a Feast at Bexhill-on-Sea during the summer of 1986
    In the dialect of Igbo (south-eastern Nigeria), 'ice cream' translates as 'mediocre sandals'
    James Brown's classic song I Got You (I Feel Good) was written as an ode to his love of Viennetta
    Lolly sticks are classed as an official currency in both Togo and Mauritania; sticks with jokes on are worth double
    The Jamaican version of the Magnum is flavoured with red snapper and pea
     
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  2. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Ice cream and lollipops are often used by child molesters as bait.

    @GroveRanger

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  3. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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  4. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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  5. Mick O'Toon

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  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    When I was in Israel they had the best Ice Cream I've ever tasted.

    Made by Walls of Jericho.
     
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  7. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I've never seen that brand before, I take it they don't export it?
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    You're better off with the Norn Ireland version, made by Walls of Derry.
     
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  9. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    :huh:
     
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  10. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    In Syria it's Walls of Callipo. But they don't have many left. Just a few broken wafers.
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Allepo?
     
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  12. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Yes Walls have only a few vans left there. They haven't got any funny feets left either.
     
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  13. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Or left feet either... Or right, or arms etc
     
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  14. Patience

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    You are such a stupid ***** ****, it is actually unreal.

    May as well have put "The Jam Ice Cream", you predictable piece of ****ing ****.
     
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  15. GroveRanger

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    A tad harsh Mr The Dog. This retort follows on from a previous thread regarding pop star fruit and nuts where I wanted contributors to offer witty puns rather than name individuals who happened to have fruit or nuts as part of their actual names. I requested that Mr Almond, Ms Cherry and Ms Apple not be used in the thread but Mr Ger either failed to grasp the intent or decided to opt for a more sarcastic approach by actually naming Almond/Cherry/Apple in this and other similar and related threads.

    In the spirit of continuity and never allowing a chance of re-hashing a good gag slip by I have to commend Mr Ger in this instance.

    We all have favourite themes that we can return to at any time;

    ER has soup
    Gambol has fewer fingers than most and is banned from DFS
    Toby hopes that giving to the charity Shelter will pay dividends
    Scan is sponsored by Munchie box
    Jonno needs to get out more
    I am the resident Peedo (allegedly)
    Etc

    And let us not forget the old stalwart of Sectarianism which keeps this place ticking along nicely.
     
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  16. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Will you stop stalking me and trying to get me to like you. I hate you
     
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  17. GroveRanger

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    <laugh> Kids watched this at the weekend and wanted to know how I did such a good impression of the Child Catcher! "Lollipops!"
     
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  18. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Let's not forget Jiffy and his predictable and cringeworthy gag on the Who am I thread. That great gags about putting Dawn French and Boy George as the answer. Jiffy really is the unfunniest **** on here and very unlikable
     
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  19. Patience

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    <rofl>

    In ye pop, *****Ger.

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  20. monacoger

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    <laugh> jiffy can't even get the in ye pop gag right. Is the answer Dawn French?
     
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