Jose Sack Watch

All the meltdowns, all the hissy fits, all the tears to go in here. Bit of a premature thread but lets get it all documented lads.

The Jose sack watch begins!

 

**** jose mourinho!

thank you for your time.


he will without doubt show himself up at utd so thats a good thing i suppose.

edit: ps, **** utd and mourinho

 

United want exciting football to return so they chose Mourinio? They will win things and spend a **** load of money but will be every bit as boring to watch as LVG s United.

 

**** me, is the the Mourinho cliche thread?

I'll give you the next one; he never, ever plays young players and so Rashford and Lingard will never be seen again.

 

2 Years tops

 

Which player do you think he'll fall out with first?

 

Lingard or Blind#

EDIT: Actually no, Mata.....he and Mata already fell out because Jose hates the way he plays....so expect Mata to be gone in the summer.

 

Mata first then Young

 

Personally, I think he'll get rid of most of Utd's defence ASAP.

Must say young Fosu-Mensah looks a real prospect though.

 

Personally I see him walking the title and even winning the CL within his time there, which is hopefully 2.5 years .

Judas is still the greatest PL manager ever.

p.s. Nevertheless, **** Judas!!!!

 

You do know he always wanted the UTD job over Chavbus dont you

 

I doubt Mourinho will play Valencia at right back.

Or Blind at centre half.

Or Young as a striker.

Or Mata as a winger.

Or Lingard at 10.

Or Fellaini as a footballer.

 

The Yernighted fans I've spoke to are generally excited by the prospect of Jose.

However a few are concerned about the unattractive football that his teams play (see Chelsea) and the fact he rarely gives young English players a chance which you can understand as this type of manager is under pressure to succeed immediately.

As a Liverpool fan it does concern me on the one hand that his could be a very powerful combination but on the other hand we're miles off anyway!

Will be interesting to see how he gets on.

United fans do demand a certain amount of class which was fundamentally lacking with his Chelsea teams.

Will they put up with him long term?

 

Fosu Mensah will make a superb centre half.

He's too young for Mourinho though so he will no doubt be sent out on loan.

(according to all tripped out cliches)

 

That's the one element they succeeded with this year unless you're being sarcastic?

 

So which Chelsea player will he go for? Matic? Willian?

 

I think that's more down to their overall style of play under LVG. In my view, their defense is shaky.

 

Maybe Roman has sent him there to bring them down a bit further......
I quite like the idea of a self confessed Chelsea fan in charge at the toilet.