Morning Everyone

CastleGer - A Taylormade one. Cost £99.

Lets hope she gets crabit again tonight then I'll **** off and buy a new pair of shoes too

 

What size of shoes? Your right muir, its much better sticking to topic. I hate talking about tits and nipples and fannies.

 

Nice one, I'm counting the days till the clocks change, and the golfling season starts again

 

ML - Its always left to the young team to produce the goods though when the topic of woman arises

Size 9 or 10 it depends!

 

your right ML Aaron is a queerhawks name

 

Storm out in the huff because of the hairy minge.

Return an hour later with a brand new golf BAG.

Write "Shave your minge" in giant letters on the golf bag, then run around the room with your arms outstretched making aeroplane noises until she freaks out and leaves, or she shaves the rat.

Either way, you win.

 

I was up the golf club yesterday.
Not golfing, it was the party after a funeral.

 

Funerals are great
I prefer funerals to weddings, you see loads of friends, get a right good swally and you don't need to buy a present

 

I haven't been on a golf course since June of 2008. Starting going out with my burd in April of that year so you can see why...

Been to the driving range but its just not the same. Looking to get back into it. Seems a long time ago now that I was youngest mens club champion

 

Sounds like a plan, that'll be getting done as soon as I get a ride off her

 

Depends on what??
Whether you uncurl your toes or not?

 

Naw, just if they are big made or no ya ****!

 

his feet swell during his periods.

 

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Whit??

 

read it again then sit in the corner with your hat on

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I spelt it the Fife way.

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