It's embarrassingly shameful, isn't it, PNP! If I met Pixie on the street, I don't think I could look him in the eye, I feel that ashamed right now.
What do you feel is the reason you seem to be the most popular person on the Premier League board ? Is it retaliation for you're Stealth attacks and quick exit at times possibly ... I guess a sorta " Wum Runner " . Or maybe deep down most really really like you Or something else . Or ....
You pose some interesting questions, Roofy. At the heart of it, though, I strongly suspect that I am a favourite among the lads. Even among the Mousers, I know that I have formed quite a strong bond. They, above all others, appreciate the efforts I have gone to to hold up a mirror to their delusions of grandeur and for helping them come back down to Earth and accept their mid-table status. United fans have been giving me grief, for sure, but I sense that the likes of Trebs and particularly Stan are turning a corner, and beginning to appreciate me for my powerful insights. Arsenal fans, of course, have, and always will be, a hopeless case. Love? I don't know if I would push it that far, Roofy, but most certainly there is a deep respect - awe, even. I like Wum Runner. The term couldn't apply to me, of course, as I hung up my wum-guns a long time ago. It certainly doesn't apply to Pixie - wum fcuk-up, more like. That lad has had more hauntings than a graveyard on Halloween.
HIAG makes himself a bit of an easy target with the ****e he comes out with to be honest. The fact that he keeps coming back for more, just encourages people to treat him like a doormat. Sorry HIAG, but it's true. Don't call the Police, I'm just sayin'
You'd love that to be true, Pixie. Sadly, it isn't. I am going to be running a poll, very shortly, for posters from every board on the entire site, to put forward recommendations for the years greatest ever wum fcuk-up. I shall be putting forward your "Harry Kane is a one-season wonder" comedy spectacular. I have every confidence that you will win the poll Pix. Congratulations, mate.
Well if you write a book , I will buy it 20 % of the articles on the front page has your name in the the title . It's been a dream of mine to be popular but I can't even get my dogs to like me , even Mancs don't like me but I can live with that ... Just a suggestion How Am I Good by HAIG .
The other thing that HIAG will try and do is to copy other people's jokes and wums and pass them off as his own. Some have called this the 'Copy and Paste' effect. The problem for him though is that he usually ends up unwittingly wumming himself in the process. The Harry Kane example being a classic case. In the example above you can observe that he's tried to take my idea of voting for his biggest wum **** up and 'copy and paste' it to pass it off as his own, but he has walked into his own wum **** up by calling Kane, Harry Lame. It's this sort of ****wittery that I was talking about that makes him such an easy target for ridicule.
As I say, HIAG is like the village idiot of the forum, he's happy to be ridiculed and people come out into the street to watch him make a fool of himself
i want at least a chapter or two dedicated to me in this ****ing book. or ill **** you up bodmin gaol style
I almost forgot to add the Bodmin Gaol **** up to the wum **** up vote thread .... consider it a contender
