Sunderland & England??

You wrote to me and I responded.

Isn't that what you do on forums?

 

I wasn't the one writing out apologies, and vowing to change my ways.

So be careful what you write or you might find yourself doing it again.

 

That's exactly what you should do on a forum, so stop trying to use it as a dating site.

 

Wrong cockrocket. Tell the truth. I will even give any mod my password so they can log in on my account.

You wrote to me asking to babysit babyrockets i pattays. I replied. Now deny that.

 

I didn't apologise to you or your gimp of a nephew.

 

That had me in stitches that one.

 

Whereas everyone on this site wishes you were.

 

For any ****er who's offended by the word 'gimp' feel free to grass on me again. The urban dictionary is good for all sorts of things nowadays but make sure you come bearing facts this time and not interpretations.

 

I asked you if you would like to meet a couple of my safc mates out there.

You said yes.

Then wrote on here that I had made these friends up

So I asked for your number to give to them

And heard nothing back.

Yeah post the pms, it will just mirror what I've just said.

 

Shouldn't you be away grassing or something?

 

Rocket and the gimps

 

About what?

 

Ok. Divvy.

I think i was 'can you show them the ropes'

I said i would take them to some mucky bars.


But it seems they have found boyztown already (your words)

So what do you want me to do with 2 rocket fudge packers?

Im not gannin into puff town.

 

Nasty Terry.

It's a bit awkward though innit.

"I've got a great mate on my forum he lives out there I'll organise for him to show you all the best places".

"In fact scratch that lads, he's coming to kick your heads in instead".

 

Abo

You won't do anything with them.

Because by the looks of it, your scared to meet them.

 

To be fair I'd be scared to meet a couple of raging homo-beasts on my own in Pattaya, especially if they're your mates Rocket, I'd be terrified they'd bore me into a coma then bum me through to Christmas.

 

Petrified. ****ing quaking. 2 mates of a divvy dork.

Ffs. You really aint gotta clue.

 

As if.

Comm is pickled.

 

You just keep supping away at your beer. It's about the only thing your pickled self allows you to do.

 

Your mates are hard as **** conveniently.

Two chod chompers on holiday together. Off for a wax and a pina colada