Match Day Thread Toon v Spurs

The only positive will be their genetic gender testing results to test for male hormones....



Calves like arms.

 

You're on here a lot more than some Toon posters mate so you need to let go...
Just admit you are one of us....

 

Truth is I have always supported both teams but being born in Sunderland my leaning is toward them , it gave me no joy whatsoever to see Newcastle go down but if I had to choose

 

Sorry mate but I am from a different world from a long long time ago, we were not all tough guys like the modern generation , just a bunch of softies, ask the Germans

Are you not grateful for the pleasure that Newcastle have given you in the local derbies over the past three years , surely they deserve some gratitude

 

Ah, of course! Fredor the Hutt - Jabba's older, fatter brother. I should have realised sooner.

 

Pot...kettle...

 

View attachment 51307 Rained quite heavily overnight

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Duh just like it's a prerequisite that you have to bone your family

 

Do you have the same issue when selecting the gender of your sexual partners? "Hmm I like girls but im pretty much leaning towards men!"

 

Could you describe to me what it is like down in the gutter , do you not sometimes wish you had the fortitude to get out of it

 

The only time I'm in the gutter is when im visiting your mumma!! #Burn #SudoCream!

You were born in sunderland, you can't talk to me about gutters!

 

Why do you keep writing that garbage?

It doesn't even make sense

 

When I burn my self i put sudo cream on to help, its soothing so it does make sense, even more so if it irratates you!

 

What role did you play in WW2?

 

Fair enough, I just thought you were a bit older than what you are!

It doesn't irritate me, I just find it a very strange thing to be saying.

 

Right Fredor, I've been and asked the Germans as you mentioned. They told me that they didn't know anything about you or your likes as they were to busy fighting the Russians.

 

#YourOld #LearnWhatAHashtagIs #ThisIsVeryAnnoying #IsayHashtagInRealLifeSentences #DownWithTheKids #AdamJohnson

 

Tis a big pot... and an even bigger kettle......