The HAIG vs PISKIE bet thread

... we got him his Poet Laureate title ... you pinched his hub caps ... who does he like best? ... go figure

 

Uhhh I have PM's saying he loves me.

Up yours, Fossy

 

Wrong .

Old Mother Hubbard,
Went to the cupboard
to fetch poor rover a bone .
When she bent over
rover took over
and gave her a bone of his own .

 

I prefer Roofy's version.

 

Wow ............ this forum has had more romances than Blind Date and Take Me Out combined ...

PS appears it was 'up yours' ...

 

So do I , but that's not the point

 

There was an old man called Louis
He was a crap manager

Stan

 

the big difference between Fergie and LVG is other teams have a ton of money to spend now too .

 

Yeh like Chelsea, City and Liverpool....hang on!

 

Another picture where Tony Adams is in the foreground (by virtue of his elbow being in front of Sol Campbell) Therefore allowed in the rules

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If I was HIAG, I'd tell you stick that on the end of your toilet roll....

 

My wife told me I was unique the other day , just before she slapped me ....unique is highly overrated Fosse

 

I had my tissues in hand
When Klipperty Klopp made his stand
I knew he would fail
You Mousers all wail
Rodgers was one of your own
But he ended up walking alone
Who is your Messiah now?
Who will the ghost of Shankley allow
To drag to the depths of mid table
A manager so much less able?


I thank you.

 

How are you feeling about having Sol Campbell in the background of your avatar mate ?

 

Popped into the studio last night for some rhyming :

Chilling with ma bitch its 9.34
Full time whistle daamn I want more!
She said Spurlock I can tell when Pool are playing
I said how baby bubba you been attention paying?
She said yeah they play in red and Spurs play in white.
I said is that it? god damn you talk shaite.
She said ' no, Spurlock baby, just another thing'
'They always singing songs and crying and ting.
I said 'hahaha,the life of a red'
Get up bitch, let's go to bed.

 

luvgonzo :

Do you have your final set of text-less pictures of Tony Adams for us to vote on
to be HIAGs' avatar for the first 30 days of the 2016-17 PL season ??

 

i too was up in da studio last night doing cool stuff.

Freestyle:
The spurs fans eyes filled with tears, behind the goons again after 21 years
they tried full throttle, but again had no bottle, and now its the worst of their fears

Hook: (repeat)
they did well but they couldnt last the pace, cos they came 3rd in a two horse race

*Drops mic and leaves*

 

Nice limerick, Kanye!

 

word!