The HAIG vs PISKIE bet thread

What are the current ****ing laws in Wales Luv? Is it true that the Welsh Assembly want to pass a law which will mean you'll only be able to **** in Welsh.

 

It's along the lines of if Westminster decide something we do the opposite.

 

Westminster is full of ****ers.

 

Why ? ....... Are you their visiting with you're family ?

 

Can someone translate this from Pikey into English please. Thanks.

 

Ever notice that Piskie and Pikey are almost the same .
HAIG get his Adams portrait up and running ?

 

Sky oh Sky, still attempting to hide
Behind spasms of banter and wit
Where now is the pride?
With 'pool, 'just a cup side'
In the league just a crock full of ****

How long is it now
You've been pushing that plough
Through fields where the crops have been cursed?
Is Klopp the messiah or a journeyman trier?
Animated, inflated, Bockwurst?

Tonight we'll find out
If 'pool carry the clout
To vanquish a twice winning team
Champions league, through a back door entry
Or perennial obscurity?



Good luck for tonight mind ... I'lll be cheering you boys on

 

In Wales, there is no need to ****. Not when you have all those lovely curly haired beauties out in the fields there, just gagging fot it!...

 

The Spuds thought they were destined for the top
But their season ended up being a flop
At at the bridge they lost the plot
At Toon Pooch looked like a clot
And in their faces their fans took the pissy sock.

 

The only thing I had going for me was my poems , now you come along with an uppity type poem and now it's back of the bus for me after that one . Up all night with that fosse , thanks ..... thanks a lot .

 

That's better , even mine are as good as this ...although the " Sock " through my rhythmanics

 

Is anybody able to translate this crap into English?...

 

Yes

 

Good poetry today lads, well done.

 

I'll give it a go:

Spurs fans were optimistic
They were wrong
Their team was naughty
Their manager is a fool
They have been punished with urine

I strongly suspect the author may not be a Tottenham Hotspurs fan

 

Roofie - you still have it going for you - you are unique - your style crosses cultural boundaries (well the Severn Bridge to be precise)

 

...or a potential poet laureate!...

 

@qprted holds that post ...

 

Leave our ted alone, Fossy.

He's done with your shower of ****e.. He's moved onto bigger and better things. Get over it FFS.

 

Old mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To fetch her dog a bone
When she bent over
Rover drove her
Cause he had a bone of his own .