The HAIG vs PISKIE bet thread

I have in case we win.

 

Could come in handy in either case, true!...

 

Is it Welsh National Day?

 

They will have a use no matter which way the result goes.

 

Sky got there before me.

Where's Roofus? Sky needs help with his rhyming skills.

 

I just put myself out there for Roofy to judge.

I won't take your marks seriously, thanks for reading it though.

 

Are you ****ing already

 

Already? Its past 8am.

I'm usually onto eyeing up my next mentally raped victim by now.

 

You're not allowed to **** in Spain between the hours of 8am and 3pm.

 

You economically inactive people have all day to **** so you need to plan when to around your visits to the dole office to sign on.

 

...that's just a beer fart ...

 

You seem to be remarkably well acquainted with Spanish laws on self abuse, Stanley!

 

I'm currently going through the citizenship test. They asked me whether I was a ****er and when I said "we're all ****ers at heart" they said "not between the hours of 8am and 3pm in Spain you filthy English scum." They consider strategic ****ing to be imperative to the recovery of the Spanish economy, so much so that they are considering banning siestas as that's when illicit ****ing is most likely to happen. All the financial troubles in Spain can be charted back to an unregulated ****ing society. Millions of Brits moved to Spain thinking that the ****ing laws were more lenient than in the UK. They wanted to be able to **** in public as well as at home whenever they felt like it but that's all been stubbed out. I believe there are bespoke venues where you can go to **** freely with other ****ers.

 

Diatriba español!!!

 

What's really funny is when you see people who have just arrived in Spain having a cheeky **** in the airport. They haven't been able to have a **** since they left home and think that it's still ok to **** in public in Spain. They're stood there by the luggage carousel happily ****ing away, oblivious to the fact that ****ing in public between 8am and 3pm is illegal. Of course if you arrive on a later flight then it's open season and you can **** yourself into a coma before you've even got through passport control.

 

Stan appears to have a new subject on which he is a 'speshulist'

 

Is this to be sung to the Olivia Newton John tune?

 

Has the ring of truth to it

 

Thread is a bit off track at this point, is that within the rules?