The HAIG vs PISKIE bet thread

Did @remembercolinlee give it to you?

 

There's no need to get personal, Roofy.

Sure, Stan spends most of his time on this board with his pointy nose slotted snugly up Pixie's brown chutney tunnel, but he's got feelings, mate.

 

HIAG's been on the 'piss'

 

No, but he did give me a lovely pair of socks.

 

Stan didn't have brown eyes Ruthie, even before he died.

Did you see the local lad's goal this evening? He's some player in the making.

 

Stan Stan , he needs a brain scan
To see if he registers an IQ
Be nice to know if his thoughts can span
Past an idea or two .

 

Brain scans don't register IQs Ruthie. That's not how it works. Sorry fella.

 

Cracking effort again Roofus.

 

Rats !! .. Thought I had a goody there

 

You're a fickle kant Spurlock!

 

Come on, Stan! Roofy's at least having a go, mate. He might not be any better than an ASDA birthday card, but you cannot fault his effort.

 

He seems to get more lucid as the day/evening progresses.

I think it's obvious that he's in a cycle of getting hammered late at night, he's still pissed/angry/hungover during the day hence the illiterate, rabid posts, he starts to feel close to normal again around about now and in a few minutes the bleach and leek schnapps come out.

 

The was an ex roofer who quit
Because he finally knew he was a twit
He fooled some with his wums
But most just took tums
To get them past the nitwit

 

Exactly!

I know he's been on the juice since 9am, but he's trying, Stan just being Stan.

 

"...took tums..."

Is that a Black Country saying, Roofy?

Otherwise, another excellent effort, mate.

 

Think he called you a nitwit Stan...and he has brushed up his grammar too.

 

I don't think Swansea is in the Black Country.

Racist <points finger>.

 

Who said it was, Stan?

 

This should be closed!

 

I don't think the word nitwit has been used since Goldie Hawn was in that Laugh In programme. I welcome it's reintroduction and would encourage wider use of the word nincompoop.