The HAIG vs PISKIE bet thread

That actually made me laugh!!!

 

To be fair he was hammered and it was 9.30am.

 

No idea why, as it was about as funny as Ebola

 

...so ... in summary the rules have morphed to a dual at dawn where they each get an attempt to hurl a roof tile at each others piss flaps ... did I miss anything?

 

Ya , the piss flaps .

 

All it takes is a poster too bold
To give us all pure comedy gold
"It'll come back to haunt you," we cry
Yet no matter how hard we each of us try
There's always a fcukwit with words inane
Who takes the piss out of Harry Kane!

 

Best take some poetry lessons , and don't be long , fellow poet wannabe

 

You missed the last line:
'When he fell into a wum **** up calling him Harry Lame'



HIAG owned again

 

But "lame" is an imperfect rhyme with "inane."

Fcuk me, Pixie! You really do walk into these, don't you!

 

You haven't studied poetry then HIAG, because not only can it be an imperfect rhyme, it needed even rhyme at all.

Back to basics with wummery 101 for you my boy.

 

Not only that, but your last line ended in Kane, which is phonetically identical to Lame and you're trying to claim it doesn't work, therefore you have wummed yourself and walked into yet another wum **** up.

**** man, you are really poor at this

 

@PISKIE

Look at my sig and weep, son.

 

Weeping with laughter at your HARRY LAME **** up

at least somebody is laughing at you though eh mate, unlike 'all the lads' who shunned your 'classic jibe'

 

Pixie, if you clench your buttocks too hard you'll break Stan's nose!


See! This classic jibe simply keeps getting better and better!

 

I'm sure that in your mind 'all the lads' will be rolling around on the floor in stitches again mate.

 

HIAG's been on the pop!

 

Nice to see things back to normal and both you're tails wagging

 

Just a wee bottle of Pinot Noir, Stan.

 

At least Stan's nose matches his brown eyes ..... He's so full of it ....

 

Go on, Pix! Admit it - even you smirked at that.