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The HAIG vs PISKIE bet thread

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  1. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Hiag has been located, job done.

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    Spurlock, May 17, 2016
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  2. Hoddle is a god

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    I thought I saw you there the other week, actually, Sky.

    It was Stan's first day.

    "My name is Stan, and I am a wumster."

    It was all going so well, until Pixie zipped up his trousers and shouted, "That's quite enough of that! Get your facking nose back up my arse!"
     
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  3. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    That's a brave admission mate :)
     
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  4. Stan

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    Have you written a thesis on this? I'd love to read it if you can get someone to translate it into English.
     
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    Stan, May 17, 2016
  5. Stan

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    As the rules for his month of humiliation were agreed, HIAG's thoughts turned to Stan.
     
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    Stan, May 17, 2016
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  6. Hoddle is a god

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    @Stan

    We're becoming like a Fast Show sketch.
     
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  7. PINKIE

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    Okay, so Tony Adams' left knee is slightly further forward than Sol Cambell, therefore technically Sol is another player in the background :)

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  8. seabreeze

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    Stan Stan , the Man U man
    His team spent a fortune , without a plan
    His good old days of buying success
    Has ended in a terrible mess
    Europa these days will have to due
    Cause when it comes to spending , they haven't a clue .
     
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  9. Spurlock

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    ****sake Piskie!

    Can someone clarify the rules please?
     
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  10. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I've been trying to get the rules. Roofy knows them but won't tell.

    This seriously needs clarifying tonight. I probably won't sleep leaving things as they are.

    Someone help FFS.
     
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  11. Stan

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    Will have to due?

    Seriously fella, if we're going to play this game then you're going to have to commit to some night classes.
     
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    Love it, ****in love it Roofus.

    Little mistake but we can overlook it

    'Europa these days will have to do'
     
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    I'm with Spurlock on this. Minor error that can be overlooked due to the excellent effort put in. Good job Roofy.
     
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  14. Stan

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    Spurlock if you're prepared to teach him English I will cover the costs, although we will have to set a time limit as I'm not made of money and he's old.
     
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    I always leave a speeling mistake for wum wannabes to have something to build on ...I'm a softy
     
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    seabreeze, May 17, 2016
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  16. Stan

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    Fair enough, I assumed you were an illiterate pikey, my mistake!
     
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    Stan, May 17, 2016
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    30 years with your grid next to a bucket of tar has taken its toll mate
     
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  18. Spurlock

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    Stan he fell off the roof mate, don't be harsh.

    Plus I think Roofus has a point about the rules being rigged.
     
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    A poem about Everton by the ex roofer



    Lollllllll...that's all folks
     
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    Disliteratcy is no laughing matter
     
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