The HAIG vs PISKIE bet thread

@Skylarkted

Actually, I was wumming.

 

I thought you gave up Wumming last week?

 

Hey, Pix! You regretting saying that (in your opinion) Kane was a one-season wonder? That was just before he won this season's Golden Boot, wasn't it?

 

Maybe he was wumming when he said that?...

 

Yes, that is correct. I have hung up my wum-guns for good, Sky.

 

No he's given up. It didn't end too well either.

 

Good lad. I gave up last year, it's a mugs game tbh.

 

That goes down as a wum **** up. Definitely.

 

I'm going to set you some homework.

Write an essay on how United bought the title in the 90's when they were outspent by Liverpool. For extra credit, write a summary of how United bought three PL titles in a row and a European Cup under the Glazers after Roman had bought Chelsea.

Teacher's Hint: writing "you're days of buying titles, are over except that, you have to your not the only club with money now" will score badly.

 

Couldn't agree more, mate. You only need to look at my sig to see that I'm off wumming for good, these days.

 

So will Ruthie!

 

Mate, it goes down as the biggest wum fcuk-up in this site's entire history! I'll probably keep that in my sig for quite some time.

 

That's a U.

 

Mate, you keep on trying with that crusty old tag nut that you're clinging onto. But you ****ed your one small chance of a wum strike by calling him HARRY LAME

Now stop trying to bottle the avatar challenge and accept that you are going to have to have a pic of Sol Campbell waving his fat schlong in your face with the words 'Even though 35,000 Spurs fans wear cocks on their heads each weekend, they still can't match my Pipe'

 

Two seasons after the Premier League started , Man U had 13% of all money made by all 92 teams in the leagues .
20 % of all Premier League money brought into teams went into the United coffers .
Not the case anymore and it's beautiful to watch you waste you're money in panic as others spend more than you ...... And. Do better

 

I'm doing quite well at WA. Got my 6 month key ring last week.
I'm itching to wum, but close contact with my sponsor and the steps are helping no end.

#higherpower

 

A+

 

Pix, you put a brave face on it, but you know as well as I do that when I made my criticism of Kane it was at a time when he couldn't buy a goal, and I was far from being the only Yid who voiced some disquiet.

That is a far, far cry from making the kind of monumental ****-up that you made.

Kane has a fantastic first season with the starting XI. Then, you wade in with your size 48 clown shoes, giving it large with your "Kane's a one-season-wonder!" right before he hits his purple patch and goes on to win this season's Golden Boot!

It's 24 carat comedy-gold, mate!


I laugh every time I look at my sig!

 

Lets settle this like gets...piskie and haig meet at dawn, stand back to back, take 10 steps turn and lob piss socks at each other.
The first one to cry, puke beg for mercy, faint, run away or sits rocking back and forth is the loser!
So you 2 crazy kids go put the kettle on and make lots of dandelion tea and get an early night...and as they say in the air force "socks away!"

 

You really sound like you've not been rattled at all by calling him HARRY LAME mate