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15lbs in 72 hours

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ponders Revisited, May 16, 2016.

  1. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    ****in spell check. Buttock!!
     
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  2. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Bucket also makes sense<ok>
     
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  3. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    People who are hugely obese are quite capable of losing a lot of weight in a very shirt period so I believe him. Most of it will be fluid rather than fat.
     
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  4. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    You would be correct in most cases, my friend, but my diabetes and subsequent use of Liraglutide are in no way linked to obesity. Unfortunately, sustained stupidity as a youngster led to a severe decline in the functional abilities of my pancreas, hence the need for additional stimulus.

    The loss of 15lbs in such a short space of time has left me looking somewhat ragged.
     
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  5. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Get well soon Pondo <smooch>
     
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  6. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Thank you, treacle. :rolleyes:
     
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  7. Null

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    Boxers lose that amount of weight in 24 hours by super dehydrating ...

    So , someone with the sever ****s n pukin could Defo lose that in 72 hours
     
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  8. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Absolutely.

    I felt like I had a good kicking all over.
     
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    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    That sums it up nicely.

    Had a sliver of pork and a small heap of noodles about an hour ago. Belly seems to be holding out. Must be the fresh ginger and light soy.
     
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  10. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Me and all,had to tell the missus I lost the money for the messages,helping a cripple across the road while his able bodied mate dipped me and still not convinced she believes me.
     
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  11. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    For the love of ****, I believe Ponders, I was joking. Leave me alone. Pricks
     
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  12. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Maybe this old but good joke will cheer you ****s up
     
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  13. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Did you partake in the Monday club?Had 6 pints meself and lovely they were too.
     
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  14. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    So far I've had about 14x330ml of cruzcampo, but not because it is Monday, just because I like the taste, in the same way when I used to take coke a lot, it wasn't because I liked it, I just like the smell of it, hence I sniffed it.
     
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  15. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Understandable,a Cuban bar on Upper Street brings back memories and then the evenings in a flat in Kentish Town,Absolute vodka,cranberry juice and Columbian marching powder,good days.
     
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  16. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    <laugh><laugh> ****in yaaaaasssss mate, I like it, I like it a lot <party>
     
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  17. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    A mate of mine was a apprentice carpenter and one lunchtime one of the carpenters asked him to bring a pair of trousers to the dry cleaners so no problem.He went into shop and woman behind counter opened them up and saw that some one had **** themselves,he instinctively said the're not mine<laugh>
     
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  18. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    They weren't his though and he didn't have a 20 quid note, so I fail to see the hilarity. How about you just stick to the quizzes? In second thoughts, I see what you did there, nice one mate <party>
     
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  19. Archers Road

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    Cuba Libre, opposite Camden Passage. If you were there in the 90s, I probably shat in your pants <ok>
     
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  20. Patience

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    Get well soon, P.

    Monaco, **** off, you hideous taig ****er. You're really beginning to push your luck on this forum.
     
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