Nooooooooooooo ... that's how Stan and Bluey started ... or close to it ... there will be pages of the stuff tonight
Don't worry, we'll get our own back next season. Not by beating you, of course, as we'll be in different divisions.
Let's face it, you need us never to come back, we ****ing smash you every time we play you. Thanks for keeping us up so long Can we use multicolours and fonts now?
Yeah, you've done so well against us that you're in the Championship! Spent the most money out of any side in the January window, brought in a Champions League winning manager and you still went down. Not only that, but it was your biggest rivals that finished your sorry side off. Bye!
And it did them absolutely no good whatsoever. Brilliant. We're in the Champions League and they're in the Championship. What a victory for them.
All the more shame to bottle 2nd place to us, by getting your arses handed to you on a plate by a 10 man championship team
Better than being top of the league and bottling it to Leicester, despite all of your "world class" players.
I suppose you can't claim to have been top and bottled it to Leicester yourselves. You just bottled it and bottled your chances to go top also
I regularly deposit empty glass bottles into a bottle bank near where I live. I had quite a lot to take this time so my Spud mate offered to drive me down. I politely declined.
Whereas your entirely stable club with a very long-term manager went top and then utterly blew it. You didn't bottle it though, as you went to pot much earlier than we did. Well done!
You'd need to borrow HIAG's juggernaut to carry all of those bottles of Spurs' to the bottle bank. Shame it veered off the road and crashed into a hedge
Yeah we messed it up a couple of months ago. Thanks though for providing the entertainment of seeing Spurs string everybody along thinking they might win the league, only to bottle that and then hilariously bottle 2nd place to us on the last day of the season in comical fashion getting spanked 5-1 by a 10 man championship team. Good old Spuds, always finding new and inventive ways to **** it up. Your club truly is the gift that keeps on giving
Well, you could start by looking at how you bottled a Champions League place by losing to Swansea. Then examine how you've managed to **** it up enough that you're relying on Man Utd to get you into the Europa. After that, check out your early season loss to some part-timers from Romania.