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The "Oh, What A Bell-End!" thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Apr 22, 2016.

  1. Spurlock

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    Just shoot them instead?
     
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  2. Treble

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    Careful, don't let the chavbus fans hear you say that <whistle>
     
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  3. NSIS

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    **** 'em, Trebs. Guys who beat up on women are just cowardly bullies - whoever they are!...
     
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  4. Treble

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    Agree <ok>

    They make great keyboard warriors as well.
     
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  5. PleaseNotPoll

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    People who assault their loved ones are just ****bags in general.
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  7. Stan

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    I think this is probably the most appropriate thread to consolidate all the HIAG humiliation threads in. The lads would find that really helpful as it will help the lads have a good laugh at him.
     
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  8. PINKIE

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    Speaking as a 'lad' I think that's a great idea. There are so many **** ups of his to curate, we'd need a ****ing museum to house them all <laugh>
     
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  9. Has Stan come up with an idea that you like the sound of, Pixie? That's quite a surprise, and I didn't think he'd be able to remove his nose from your butt long enough to tell you about it.

    You can zip yourself up now, anyway. He's finished.
     
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  10. Stan

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    <laugh>

    At least you've got some **** bank material to take your frustration out on!
     
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    HIAG makes **** joke, gets rinsed, repeats joke, gets rinsed, ad infinitum <laugh>

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  12. The missus takes care of all of that, Stan.
     
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  13. Stan

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    She's frustrated as well?
     
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  14. How on Earth can you make that comment, logically, from the answer I gave you?

    Look, I know that you are getting frisky because Pixie is over-excited, but that's no excuse to gobble him so hard, Stan.
     
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  15. PINKIE

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    HIAG doesn't exactly come across as an Alpha male type.

    He didn't earn that 'Christopher Biggins' tag for no reason <laugh>
     
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  16. Stan

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    Poor HIAG, the lads have let you down spectacularly!

    Lad.
     
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    i feel a bit sorry for Haig guys, its like that popular girl at school who everyone likes then you find out they live in bodmin gaol and we all start laughing behind her back then we dont care and laugh in her face and start making comments about how she gave rupert a blowjob behind the bike sheds even if its not true and her status goes from hero to zero as we socially ruin her life :D
     
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  19. I like the analogy, Sucky. You, Stan, Tobes & Pixie are like a motley schoolyard gang, always hanging around the bike-sheds, smoking the cigs that you've managed to nick from your Gran's handbag, always looking to cause trouble. But when the rest of the school surround you, the smell of sh1t in pants becomes almost unbearable and embarrassing.

    That last bit's a great analogy for my wummery. it hits with sting of old school headmaster's cane! That's six of the best for you, young scamp!
     
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  20. PINKIE

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    Here we go again, HIAG's going to start complaining about being cyber-bullied in a minute. He's probably dialing 999 as we speak :police:
     
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