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G.C.'s resident Peed. What an accolade!

 

And just like that, it's a ****ing 3 pager


Much better than Mick's ****ey Eurovision thread

 

I don't know, it is going from strength to strength now that he put a couple of Katy Perry gifs on there.

 

Take 10 Hail Mary's my son.

Then come back next week and tell me all about it.

 

As i don't want to add to the success of this thread im not telling you ****s what I'm doing this weekend.

Awe ffs.

 

Please tell us and lets make this a 10 pager

 

Nuffin really.

 

Cinema - check
Show - check
Hole - check
Dog ruined snooze - check

 

What did you watch at the cinema? And I suppose I should ask what ****ey show you went to see too. What ****ey show did you go to see?

 

Go the whole hog and ask which hole Grove had his way with!

 

Fillum was Captain America Civil War - 8/10 Scarlett Witch's tay-tays are spellbinding (see what I did there?)
Show was Sarah Millican 8/10 I know, even I was surprised
Hole was the wife's - 10/10 as per f*cking usual, I'm the Daddy
Dog 0/10 bitch

 

No wonder his dog was barking to be let out put it that way.

 

I'm pretty sure I read a headline today that you can get pregnant by anal sex. Just women though, I think.

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/w...egnant-having-sex-7972047#EYWEF9MXOp1IFqkS.97

 

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Pretty much sums up my weekend

 

I hope you didn't do that on your office computer ?