Did you know..? The song by Madness called Michael Caine, they phoned him up and just recorded him saying "my name is Michael Caine" over the phone. Not a lot of people know that. To be honest I'm not 100% sure it is true
Do forgive me, M. I'm afraid I suffer from Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia on Thursdays and, as a result, find myself using wholly inadequate words and terms. Being a cockney nerk doesn't help much, either. Order shall be restored on the morrow, I promise thee.