Tips / Bets Selena Gomez - The only girl I'd ditch Julie for...

he's floundering now lads

**** is in his 30's and just tongued his first farter, went 6 months without his hole and lives in a hovel in one of the poorest areas of Europe yet because Julie and I have built up a loving & trusting relationship that will outlast any of his embarrassing 'premature ejaculation' one night trysts with equally desperate fat girls he meets on the internet.

POOVES #1

 

Never went 6 months ffs

That's slander imho

 

I wondered if anyone else would remember that one!!

 

was wooing a 10/10 last night at my place, played 'hero' by enrique iglesias on the bagpipes

she was soaking wet after that so no need for that foreplay nonsense

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Stop being horrible to each other and judging ladies as if they were lumps of meat.
It's not cool guys .

 

Heard Trev did the wing man duties and took care of her 9.75/10 mate, so you could serenade the stunning bird.

Classic LYT

 

So young yet has an arse covered in stretch marks (3rd pic from last).

If you've really got to taste a bit of spic, Selma Hayek's fitter.

Yacontcha!

 

Wet as a mong's chin....

yacontcha!

 

Image #2 4 bikini ladies.
All pumpable but the sooty would be 4th .
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Looks like POOVES will have loads of new inductees at quiz night at the Waterloo Bar tonight

 

Gomez is a stunner for sure.

Was having a chat the other week about the hottest black girls on the planet, and she was top 5.

 

Great photos too PP

Will stick em in the ****bank

 

Thanks for sharing

 

Does that mean she takes it up the ass ?

 

Pics 1,9,10,12,14 and 15 are

 

No. She isn't a spurs fan.

Yacontcha!