He could do a ''Forrest Gump'' and run when there is any danger.However he might get shot in the buttocks when he is attempting to save Bubba and Leuitenant Dan who has no legs.It'll be ''Run Jordan run''.
Go join the army. Become another statistic in the middle East while rich bankers and industrialists get even richer while you're out their protecting British and American oil interests.
My dad is in, has been for 27 years. American military, but it has to have the same ups. Benefits, knowing that you're fighting for the country you love, and, at least in the us (don't know about British) moving around the world. I am also going to join in a couple of years, once I get my degree and get to join as an officer. If you're joining for the right reasons, then it can be the most rewarding experience. Good luck either way!

He could do a ''Forrest Gump'' and run when there is any danger.However he might get shot in the buttocks when he is attempting to save Bubba and Leuitenant Dan who has no legs.It'll be ''Run Jordan run''.

are there any service men/ex service men on here?
i've been considering joining the army for a few months. i'm basically bored and pissed off with the 9-5 life. so tedious and boring it's mind numbing.
i used to work with a guy who came out of the forces when he was in his late 30's and he said it was the best thing he'd ever done (joining, not leaving)
any advice would be recommended![]()

Brother served in two tours in Afghan, on the second tour a month before he came home an IED went off 10m away whilst he was on patrol, he lost sight in one eye and his right arm is barely operational. Despite all of this he loved every minute in the army, so much that he is now out in Cyprus as an ambassador for the 16th air assault brigade.
shrapnel traveled and he felt the blast from 10 miles away? blimey, them afghans eh
i dont think anyone goes into the army with some dreamy idea its all traveling and good times to be honest..well only idiots
I meant meters, And if it was miles then we are all already ****ed.
sorry, stupid of me
If you are serious I would recommend it. I spent the best 10 years of my life in the Army, it's not all about the travel of course or any of that ****e you see in the publicity photos and films and apart from the obvious risks there is a lot to recommend. You'll learn a ton of new skills and you will be taught by people who know what they are talking about because they have actually done it themselves.
The discipline can be difficult to get the hang of but everyone has bosses so it's no big deal.
If you like sport then you will be spoilt for choice, if you are good at sport then it's the next best thing to bing a professional sportsman, lots of time off to do the thing you love and you are getting paid for it.
For people who say "aye, but you have to go to a warzone and fight". Well i'm afraid if that overly concerns you then the army is probably not for you. Everyone I knew in the Army would have bust a gut to get a chance to fight in combat, it's the best way to find out what kind of person you really are. Final word, you make friendships in the army that will last you a lifetime, I know it's a cliche so you'll pardon me but it really is a "Band of Brothers".
Jordan.
You'll be fine as long as you make your bed,polish your boots and remember to say ''Yes drill sargeant''.