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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Red Hadron Collider, Apr 15, 2014.

  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Hi-viz Paul has just arrived at Melwood to deliver a load of ready mixed concrete <ok> <yikes>

    Who's wearing the boots? <yikes>
     
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  2. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    You uploaded to LinkedIn <doh>
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It's been tried before.
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Someone else did that for me <laugh>
     
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  5. saintanton

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    Don't get me involved.
    Give him your number. You won't regret it, honest. <whistle>
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    #nastytwat
     
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  7. Tobes

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    All you have to do is click on the picture and select the contact to send the ****er to <laugh>
     
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  8. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    It's the same as sending a dissertation. You can send that to me too if you want, just send it as a Word .doc with an attached picture of the author. <ok>
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No. Anyway, I've lost your number.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Good night in there last night. My eldest came over for a whinge about work and her boyfriend; oh and a smoke <laugh> Darby Manc **** came in, as did Maths Pete. All the lemo heads were in, male and female (a couple of very tasty ones) and to cap it off, Denice had been on the piss all day, so the buca was flowing freely. Very worried about Jenks though. He's the bloke that did the renovations and decorating at my daughter's gaff. Looks like he's got serious problems with his liver. He's a ****ing top bloke as well. He's the one who I sit in the beer garden with listening to sounds on the CD system in the function room. I may have to go and see him on Sunday..
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    I think the cheese is not the best place to have liver disease.... not going to make a joke on it though...
     
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Eh? <yikes>
     
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    I imagine he's pointing out that a pub isn't the best place for someone with suspected liver disease, but it's not the sort of thing to make a joke about.
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    He hasn't had a drink in over a month.
     
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    Has he had a diagnosis?
    Liver disease symptoms often don't manifest themselves until after the damage is done.
     
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  16. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Good for him.

    It could be a fatty liver which points to a future issue and that can actually heal up with the right changes... but it could be much worse and permenant damage

    either way its no joking matter.. thanks to saint for clarifying my thought there.
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    If he has, he's not saying. He's had umpteen scans and cameras down his throat. He's also had fluid drained off from his stomach about 5 times. 12.5 litres the last time. His wife says he looks like a stick <yikes> I suspect it's very serious..
     
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  18. Tobes

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    Having excess fluid in the abdominal area that requires draining is a symptom of cirrhosis.

    I think there's something he's not telling you mate....
     
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    Is true ... if that's happening it sounds like he's got some serious liver disease ... don't know if anyone saw the last Louis Theroux doco on alcoholics / heavy drinkers but there was a fella on that getting fluid drained from his bloated stomach who had severe cirrhosis and doctors were surprised he was still alive
     
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  20. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Oh dear. That does sound bad.
     
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