Quinoa Bloody Keen-wah my arse. And it tastes like ****. Oregano. That's ori-garn-o. Not or-egg-an-o. That doesn't taste too bad. In a sauce that is. It tastes like **** if you just eat it.
That's what I keep tellin' 'em over 'ere, but they just look at me as if I'm talkin' Korean or summat. Daft buggers.