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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Red Hadron Collider, Apr 15, 2014.

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  1. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    Keeping busy then ... good lad. Been burning through my bank balance due to dating better than taking the money out and setting some sort of pagan money fire on the nearest patch of waste ground. Got more lined up soon, one is a Dr as well actually and another one has just graduated uni and is FAF ... 21, brunette, slender, big bangers, tiny waste, nice face ... Deffo agree on the keep dating until you agree to get committed thang, just got to be organised and get the names right :biggrin:
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield, May 9, 2016
  2. saintanton

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    Now we see the method in his apparent madness. <ok>
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    What is this 'madness'? <yikes>

    Denice on form last night <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, May 10, 2016
  4. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    How's the friend-zone treating ya? Has she referred to you as her "Gay best friend" to her mates yet? <laugh>
     
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    Zingy, May 10, 2016
  5. saintanton

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    I did say "apparent".

    Did she flop them out again?
     
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    saintanton, May 10, 2016
  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Keep up, you dozy Welsh twat <laugh>
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No but she was going to give Hi-viz Paul a crack for being pissed <laugh>
     
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  8. saintanton

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    Seems a bit harsh seeing as it's a pub an' all.
     
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    saintanton, May 10, 2016
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  9. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Did you pose in your sock for them?
     
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  10. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    How dare you consume copious amounts of the over priced piss that I've sold you, have a slap.
     
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    Tobes, May 10, 2016
  11. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    If he was drinking calling must have spent an absolute fortune to be pushed as well.
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, May 10, 2016
  12. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    She probably goosed him on a load of sambuca as well to take away the taste.
     
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    Tobes, May 10, 2016
  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    He'd been on vodka since 11.00 am, apparently.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, May 11, 2016
  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Eh? <yikes>
     
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  15. saintanton

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    Even I know that was meant to be Carling.
    Just a wild guess, but I think "pushed" was meant to be "pissed". He'll probably blame auto-correct or his stupid phone or the weather or something for his inability to put together a coherent sentence.
     
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  16. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Sorry I was pushing on calling when typing that <whistle>
     
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  17. saintanton

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    Surely you can think of something better to push?
     
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    saintanton, May 11, 2016
  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I know, but can't let an opportunity pass me by <ok>
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Denice night tonight. Sambuca and tits out with a bit of luck <laugh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, May 11, 2016
  20. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    you not going to see the match tonight?
     
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