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Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Sir_Red, Jan 28, 2011.

  1. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    Rhc would @Red Hadron Collider
     
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  2. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    a nice tight throbbing tug job with plenty of slobber, what's so scary about that :huh:
     
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  3. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Actually the PA to our big boss is smoking, dunno how I forgot about her. She's 38 though, amazing legs, always hang out with her at social events. Was at a leaving drinks once and her husband turned up. The first the she said to him was "Tom (me) just said I looked younger than 30", she was very pleased. I could see it in his eyes...he knows why guys flatter women with their age. <laugh>
     
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  4. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    do they pinch your cheeks and worry about you eating enough?

    nothing better than a hot little PA in on contract.
     
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  5. saintanton

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    In can't be that difficult to be older than you.
     
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  6. saintanton

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    Agreed- apart from the slobber bit.
     
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  7. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Awww you're not playing, was hoping for a reply along the lines of Biscan is the one angling to give it you <whistle>
     
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  8. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Female golf players are butch lesbos.

    Female tennis players are (usually) the hot lesbos.

    I'd give the female golfers a miss meself.
     
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  9. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    I give to you...Paige Spiranac <ok>
     
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  10. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Holy ****, she can play with my balls any day
     
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    texting with this girl at the mo, we just ended up talking about future plans then I decided to dish out a compliment to test the water, here's an extract ...

    Her: 'Yeah I'd like to get into beauty'

    Me: 'You should go for it, anyway, aren't you already in that?'

    Her: 'No not at the moment'

    <laugh><doh>
     
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  12. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Not the sharpest knife then.
     
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  13. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    Possibly not, FAF though
     
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  14. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Not sure how to respond to that actually ... do I explain the situation or just leave it <laugh>
     
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  15. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Gotta leave it as you can be sure she'll think that you're calling her thick if you try explaining.
     
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  16. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Exactly my friend, exactly
     
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  17. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    just tell her straight that that went right over her head. Take the piss outta her a little...she'll enjoy that. Don't be derogative though. <ok>
     
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    She's fit!. Didn't realise they produced such talent on the golfing range....
     
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  19. saintanton

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    Too ambiguous.
    Should've said " Beauty is already into you, in my eyes"
    And keep the sick-bag handy. <ok>
     
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  20. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    It's a bit puke/cringe inducing but trying a few different things out on different ones to see what gets the best reaction
     
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