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Sometimes laughter is the best medicine (English Edition)

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  1. User Deleted

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    dev is the lead drummer in the green brigade
     
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    And Jiffy plays the hairy banjo...
     
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    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    They (the Southampton company union men) call us Skates, which is yet another term they nicked from us, as sailors have been called Skates in Pompey before football was invented.
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    <rofl>
     
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    Was it not a reference to shagging skates though? (not that I believe for a moment that you have shagged a fish mate<ok>)
     
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    There's a time and plaice for that kind of comment ...
     
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    Yes that was what Portsmouth folk used to say about sailors who went on more than a long fishing trip. They'd get bonked on the head by the press, down at the point (Old Portsmouth now) then within a couple of weeks be up to the nuts in Skate guts.

    A typical Summers day deyn the point, or Spice Island as it's known now.

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    Looks like a bit of a party place<ok>
     
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    Degenerate scum like all Southerners.
     
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    That's just like Gunwharf Quays when the sales are on. I like sitting on the bench outside the Jack Wills outlet with a cream horn.
     
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    If you look to your left from there that's the Point. If you tire of Gunwharf it's worth a visit.

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    Are there any shops where skinny teenage girls go to buy their undercrackers?
     
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    Definitely pompey what **** fish <ok>
     
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    Do you think Newcastle and Norwich will bounce straight back in the auto spots @Mick O'Toon ?.
     
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    That is a great question, Simon. Even though it isn't aimed at me, I shall give you my opinion anyway. I reckon if Newcastle and Norwich have more points than the other teams then they should bounce straight back up.
     
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    It was more of a question of are they capable of amassing more points than the other 22 Teams? Iain .
    In I pop ?<confused>
     
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  18. Mick O'Toon

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    Not sure depends on Ashley,does he sell everyone to get wage bill down or keep them,you don't know with him.Shelvey rumoured to be on 80k a week and players will probably want to leave if anyone wants them that is.All in all a clusterfuck of a season.As for Norwich,I'd say they have a chance because they'll keep most of their players and add a few kickers because it's a tough league to get out of.
     
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    No, Simon, you aren't popping in anywhere, I just didn't understand your question. Are they capable of bouncing straight back up? Hmmmm, another great question, Simon. I think they are capable but it will all depend on if they end up with more points than the other teams.
     
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    I doubt Newcastle have relegation clauses built in because they don't expect to go down where as all our players take a 50% wage cut.
    Our best players like Klose who only played a few games before getting injured will probably not stick around the same with Redmond and Brady they will probably get sold off leaving us with a pretty average side.
    We can probably poach some of the better Championship players and blood a few youth players .
     
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