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Sometimes laughter is the best medicine (English Edition)

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by DUNCAN DONUTS, Feb 3, 2016.

  1. Patience

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    Nae **** here is saying Scottish football is exciting <laugh>

    'The Race for the Top 4' = watching teams you don't support battle it out for a position you'll never be in to enter a competition you've never played in, as your team all but seals their relegation as per the script <rofl>
     
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  2. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    We have been in the Premier league 4 out of the last 5 season and had 1 season in the Championship winning a thrilling play off final at Wembley.
    The first 2 seasons we finished 12th and 13th and trousered more money in 5 years than Celtic will raise in 20 at least.
    I know which I would prefer.
    Highest Premier league finish 3rd.
     
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  3. Patience

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    'Thrilling' :cheesy:

    Aye, we know what you prefer: money over glory. Relegation over trophies. Pumpings over victories.

    In short, a modern English football fan - destined to watch your team go nowhere, but happy to get parachute payments <laugh>
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Celtic are up against World class talent in packed stadiums every week ?.
    You will get your free European pass and end up getting spanked by some Lithuanian outfit full of plumbers as per. <laugh>

    The best team in Scotland <party>
    What a massive achievement <rofl>
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Parachute payments

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  6. Patience

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    Your argument is basically: Norwich get lots of money, and the big teams have great players <rofl>

    Everyone here isn't saying Scotland is a great league though. We all know it's ****, yet the 2 biggest teams in Scotland, which gets hardly any TV revenue, dwarf Norwich in every aspect other than the fact your team get a lot of money for being ****e.

    The money in the modern game has turned you in to the worst kind of football fan. There is nothing about your team to talk up, so instead you brag about the teams that pump you each week and the cash you receive <laugh><ok>
     
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    English spastics like Si don't care... As long as they get to see big teams pump their team each week, it still means they were in the big league .

    All that cash , and ****s like Whittaker are yer star players <laugh>
     
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    Aye, but at least we get in Europe, which is where every single team with ambition aims to play, unless of course you're so **** that your only positive is the sympathy money you receive...

    ...which you then spend on players from Scotland and other failed Premier League teams <laugh><applause>

    Naismith, Whittaker, Hooper, Jerome, Bassong, Jarvis, Olsson, Dorrans, and the list goes on and on.

    Not to forget, that Scotland's so ****, you end up spending your vast amounts of sympathy cash on Alex Neil....from Hamilton Academicals...in the SPL <rofl>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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  10. pompeymeowth

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    It was nice winning the cup. I won't forget that. Pompey have been carp for most of my life. It seems to me that Scottish football is all about the old firm. Every scot I've met is either Rangers or Celtic. Very few support their local team.

    Plastics, the lot of yer.☻
     
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    37.8 million people in England support Manchester United, yet Manchester's population is only 2.5 million.
     
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    whilst the cup win was kraken i agree portsmouth cod do better. they floundered after that
     
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    He only said carp because Pompey fans shag fish or that might be Southampton fans, I forget which ones
     
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    Didn't read^^^^ <party>
     
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    Norwich = The English Raith Rovers
     
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    Celtic =The Scottish Yeovil town
     
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    I bet none of the hardcore Celtic fans on here have even been this season ?
    Jiffy no
    Dev no
    Pudding no

    Plastic spastics :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    Absolutely fizzing. That's like pointing out you didn't go to a match when you lived in China <laugh><ok>

    You stick to the forklift, mate.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Aye... ye sure about that?

    <doh>
     
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