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  1. DevAdvocate

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    Lingerie tycoon Michelle Mone last night revealed her most embarrassing moment – scooping up an adorable Vietnamese ‘child’ in front of 3,000 people, then discovering that he was actually a 46-year-old married man. The Tory business tsar – nicknamed ‘Baroness Bra’ after being made a peer last year – was speaking at an entrepreneurs’ conference in Vietnam when the ‘boy’ ran up to her with flowers.
    She picked him up for a cuddle and a selfie.

    Michelle Mone, pictured, tweeted her shame: 'Thought this was a six-year-old, picked him up, he’s a MAN'
    But then a woman sitting in the front row shouted: ‘Put him down – I’m his wife!’
    Baroness Mone of Mayfair told The Mail on Sunday: ‘The guy was fine with it and the whole room was screaming with laughter.

    'I thought something was wrong – his teeth were bright yellow from nicotine.’
    Later, the man’s wife asked Lady Mone whether it was simply ‘British custom’ to pick people up in that way.


     
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  2. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Is he **** 46 <laugh>
     
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  3. DevAdvocate

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    Looks like a ventrloquists dummy.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Michelle Moner is a ****ing idiot. Granted she knows how to hold tits up but shes an idiot none the less.
     
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  5. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    He looks like a wean to me
     
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    Those cheeky gooks are on a wind up he's a little boy in a suit.
     
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    Wid ye let her pick you up like that Dev ?
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

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    Aye
     
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    She is a) blonde, and b) a famous for lingerie. I'm struggling to see any negatives here.
     
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    Wid & the midget could watch.
     
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  11. DevAdvocate

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    She's a Tory
     
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  12. GroveRanger

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    Just hold your nose and dive in.
     
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    I would.
     
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