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Match Day Thread Rafa's Heroic soldiers vs The Vile - Semen inducing tactical projections and gentlemanly debate

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  1. Captainchaos.

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    We might we usually do actually at home

    If everton win you never know

    Obviously its unlikely Sunderland lose both but it could happen
     
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  2. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    They are the mugs of the league and have been handed their arsed week in week out , if they can effect the league by not losing they will rub it in no matter who it was.
    I would do the same, in fact I laughed when Sunderland scored because Julian people's front was giving it to us chumps after losing to United.
     
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  3. ValleyGraduate12

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    :(
     
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  4. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Well... he is from Norwich... He called me Julian :emoticon-0121-angry
     
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  5. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    It's one thing to laugh - everyone has teams they like and don't like. Personally I wouldn't have gone anywhere near your board today laughing. I just don't get what others enjoy about rubbing salt into people's wounds though. Each to their own I suppose though.
     
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  6. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    What happened to all the <laugh> ?

    Face it we are both ****ed Sunderland have pulled a rabbit out of Sam's fat arse yet again the horrible ****s.
    Let's just hope they finally do a Wigan stinking up the league every year.
     
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  7. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Your boys tried to help us out, and for that I will be eternally greatful... Well... until the next time we meet... When we're League One challengers... And Swansea have a semi-competent striker whom Gomis cleans the boots of...
    3rd round FA Cup clash and a half!
     
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    You made me cry by getting my name wrong, I hope you apologise.

    I did say we'd lose, so really jokes on....


    No it's still on us... Villa? ****ing Villa?!?!?!?!
     
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    Do you think that relegation will be enough to force that bellend Ashley to sell up?
     
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  10. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    It will have the opposite effect. Makes it almost impossible for him to sell the club now.
     
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  11. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    **** no! We're taking him down with us! <laugh>

    I can't wait til the day he has to sell Newcastle slazenger tops for £2 in his ****ty stores
     
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  12. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    ****ing VILLA?!?!?!?!?!

    Rafa no! No Rafa! Bad Rafa!


    Just play 8 strikers for crying out loud.
     
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  13. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    I prefer Julian , way too many words in your username and predicto text goes straight to Julian
     
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    Gary Monk will be your manager next year. You heard it here first <ok>
     
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  15. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    That's one of the worst things about going down. We will almost certainly lose Rafa and end up with Ashley appointing crap again.
     
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  16. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    We should have a relegation party that smelly premier league sides aren't invited to because we don't want to be premier league anyway <whistle>
     
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  17. Ah canna believe what has happened, the dayuh, lads! It's as though Chelsea rolled ower fre Sunlun an let them tickle thor bellies, leik . Ah really divvent knaa what te syah . Ahm completely lost fre words. Yee lot must be absolutley gutted, leik.

    (Forgive me for speaking in your language, lads, but I thought you'd find that more comforting, somehow).
     
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  18. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    No no no no no... You missed out the players leaving and not being replaced because there was no time before the new season started, and a new manager being appointed with no time at all before the first game, so we start really badly..,


    If only one wise, sage Not606er had discouraged this nonsensical and desperate approach...
     
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    Sure is nice o' ye guvnor <ok>
     
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  20. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Have you lot given up too ?


    I hope Allardyce has a stroke and ends up with a wonky miserable face. <ok>
     
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