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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Sir_Red, Jan 28, 2011.

  1. saintanton

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    Don't think he got that far...
     
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  2. Tobes

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    Sounds like you warmed her up for her ex then mate.

    You bought the ale, he ended up with her clunge on his face.

    Meh.
     
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  3. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    He apparently moved down south so she was in for a long train ride at that time of night

    Oh yeah, no strongbow or cider was ordered but the subject did come up @luvgonzo
     
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  4. Tobes

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    He might have come back up for the weekend and text her to let her know..........

    Anyway, you didn't get any, so go low mate and get across a dirty mare tonight :)
     
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  5. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Not gonna waste any time thinking about it tbh either she had a 3 hour limit on it, which tbf so did I as that's about as much as you want, or just bailed ... whatevs
     
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  6. Tobes

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    Indeed mate. You're due a change of luck on the bird front I reckon, you'll meet 'the one' at some point.
     
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  7. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Kiss on cheek and that hand on back hug thing you do, you know the one ... will most probs not hear a peep from her ever again which thinking over the circumstances leading up to the date is not surprising !!
     
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  8. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Haha, cheers fella, been trying to be more proactive on it now the weather's getting better got other irons in other fires but bound to be a few non-starters along the way
     
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  9. Tobes

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    You'll know when you meet 'the one' mate. It'll probably come out of nowhere and smash you right in the grid.

    I never thought it'd happen for me, as I just loved smashing all and sundry, but then I met my Mrs, and my life changed just like that. Mad when I think back like.
     
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  10. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    helps if your not an ugly fecker :bandit:

    only messing, we all know the hassle of dating <ok> your a young fecker any way arent you so will find the right one <ok>

    you looking to settle down then?
     
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  11. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    you married tobes?
     
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  12. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    I'm ****ing doomed then

    Fairly young, 20s, been smashing a few in the last couple of years but just messing around and being pretty bad, bored of it now and would like a lovely, polite, well educated girl to 'do stuff with' :bandit: on a longer term basis ... that sounds like a good internet dating profile
     
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  13. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Biggest pain in the arse about dating is how it's just a ****ing total waste of money sometimes, I might as well have burnt the wedge spent last night, would probably have provided a more lasting memory, or I could have finally splashed out on those new adidas runners I was on about and got quite a few months enjoyment as opposed to a few hours 'enjoyment'
     
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  14. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    <laugh> the joys of being single i suppose, i have some reebok runners, but i need to buy some new ones, my situation is a bit dif to yours in for one im 21 for the 20th time <laugh> but i have 2 young girls, so my money goes on them most of the time.

    i found you rarely meet the right one going out on the piss all the time, as its normally slappers you find, uni if you are at? is where you might find ones who think they are educated <laugh> or whatever hobbies you have you will meet ones with similar interests.

    as tobes has said, it normally happens when you least expect it, though to be honest and it pains me to say it lol, but he is right.
     
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  15. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    anyone think that stupid rule will ever be changed, ie taking you shirt off for celebrating a goal?

    i mean if it leads to being sent off, what a fecking farce :emoticon-0172-mooni:emoticon-0173-middl

    some yellows given don't even warrant it, let alone that stupidty
     
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    What do you mean the subject came up?
     
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  17. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    She asked me if I liked cider <laugh> i had to stifle a laugh at that point
     
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  18. Tobes

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    Yes mate
     
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  19. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Nothing as bad as wet wooly smell..
     
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  20. Zanjinho

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    Played FootGolf this afternoon. Ended five under par and bagged a hole in one :)
     
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