Weather

"The sun has got it's hat on, tit tit tits hoooraaaay!!!"

Sun out = tay tays out. There is poon everywhere today, I love being a pervy weirdo me.

 

I saw a lady smuggling peanuts aged between 25-30 very nice.

 

I went past the infamous dance school today (see previous thread regarding what you can see from your window) and all the stoodies were sat around on the pavement smoking & chatting. Side boobs. Lots and lots of side boobs.

I'd like to meet the man who invented the vest top and shake him by his jizz covered hand.

 

School you say ?

 

Dance school, not nursery school. Full of contemporary dance types like the burds out of The Next Step.

 

Grove you dirty old bastard

 

Come on, just look at how bendy they all are. Can't blame a chap for ogling.

 

Pyoor pishing down here, I'm stuck in a bar across from the supermarket

 

You stalking the primary school again ya nonce

 

Wit supermarket?

 

Aldi's probably. Aldo.

 

Mercadona

 

My mum has a Mercadona near her house.
I booked a flight 16th -25th as my contract finished ,now I think I'm working and have to cancel .
If i get pissed off next week I'm going anyway .
Stick it to the ****ing man.

 

And wit street is that on?

 

When you say "near" do you mean within 100km?

 

Living next to a Supermarket and sharing a pool ?.

Check out Charlie Sheen