Like the Malaysian girl in Oz. Yes she is now on fraud charges. Why i dont know it was a bank **** up. She just spent it on handbags and apartments. So you go to the atm to get 50 quid out. And theres 2.4 million in there. What do you do?
Withdraw every last penny and **** of into the sunshine, probably get bladdered on the way, most deffo grab a couple of tasty lasses and have a ****ing whale of a time.
On second thoughts (another stupid phrase) I'd seek advice from a Financial Advisor (whose forte is investment) . . . . oh . . . . then I'd tell myself to take it all out and invest it in a suitcase and my pockets, and arrange a substantial holiday (sharpish)
No you wouldnt. You are married with kids.. You certainly dont buy property with this money. Not in england anyway. Wheres it going?
What the wife doesn't know won't hurt her. I haven't a clue where i'd go tbh, just somewhere warm and sunny with nice fanny and good bars.
How long have I got to play this game of Monopoly, like I'd be 'away' sharpish, hiding in your gaff . . . . and/or Horden's, Tigger's or Aussie's for a while I'd probably not get caught until August, when the rossers will be waiting beside my season ticket seat for me
Now if it was a bag of cash, well that's a different story. Go on holiday, sort family out, probably move house, buy a big **** off safe and stash the cash.
Why? Not for the fact he's ****. But the very fact safc would enter your thinking in this scenario. Its only 2.4 million.
