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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by qprted, May 5, 2016.

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Do you believe in ted

  1. I believe!!!

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    90.5%
  2. I have no choice but to add the jinx option...

    2 vote(s)
    9.5%
  1. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    NOW YOU KNOW IM REAL OVER THE TWO LEGS IVE GOT THE SCORE RIGHT
    AND I PREDICTED THIS BEFORE THE END OF THE GAME
    SO IF YOU DO EVERYTHING I SAY ILL GIVE YOU YOUR CUP IN SEVILLE BUT I WILL ASK A GREAT DEAL STARTING WITH ONLY ONE OF YOU GAVE ME LOADS OF LIKES
    SURELY YOU GUYS CAN ALL GIVE ME LIKES AFTER ALL IM WORKING WITH JOHN LENNON THE GREATEST BEATLE OF ALL
    HE WAS AS YOU KNOW A LIVERPOOL FAN SO WHAT YOU SAY
    only page moss gave me loads of likes only she trully believes in the great qprted
    so come on hit me with the likes and ill plan the destruction of seville
     
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  2. Tobes

    Tobes Warden
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    I've issued a fatwa on you ted

    Sorry mate, but you've got to go
     
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  3. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    FOR THE FINAL WE NEED LOTS OF BEATLES SONGS PUT UP ON QPRTEDS THREAD I LOVED THE BEATLES SO MUCH
    THEY WERE SO BRILLIANT EVEN THOUGH THE STONES WERE SOUTHERNERS AND THE BEATLES WERE NORTHERNERS
    I LOVED THE FAB FOUR AND COULDNT STAND THE ORRIBLE FIVE
    LETS CALL IT THE ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE FINAL BUT WE NEED TWENTY FOLLOWERS AT LEAST THE MORE THE MERIER
    AS WE GO TO COLLECT OUR BIT OF SILVERWARE
    but between you and me the name liverpool is already on this
     
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  4. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    torbes love you man
    here we go
    ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE DA DA DA DA DA DA
     
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  5. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I'm glad I'm a believer. I'm glad I'm a lover.

    God bless ted.
     
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  6. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    love you skylarker love you man your a gooden
    that torbes his heart is wooden
    we must teach him love
    and winning the final will help,but i need help from a beatle who lives above
     
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  7. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Tobes is a #neutral fan that goes to watch Everton.

    Tobes has no love in his heart.




    tobes should join the love with ted. Maybe ted can get Martinez sacked.

    ted is a miracle worker. ted could help Everton. Don't do it ted as your ours. I love you ted.
     
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  8. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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  9. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    I DIDNT REALISE THAT TOBES WAS AN EVERTONIAN BUT WE WILL CONVERT HIM INTO A RED THE BEATLES WERE LIVERPOOL AND HOLLY JESUS WHO LIVES IN THE SKY WEARS A LIVERPOOL SHIRT BUT WE MUST FIND PAGE MOSS WHAT DOES IT MEAN,ITS NOT A LONDON EXPRESSION
     
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  10. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    You people are batshit.....seriously <laugh>
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    ****ing hell <yikes>
     
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  12. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    this is what its all about being a red.

    there is no explaining it but it works.
     
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  13. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    I LOVE BODANSKI AND IVE EATEN BATSHIT IT TASTES
    really weird sends you off your head
    make you think your qprted
    but theres only one of me thats for sure
    there is no cure
    its playing the beatles everyday eight days a week
    oh ive got to go ive just felt a tweak
    could be john lennon giving me the score for the final let me go and seek
     
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  14. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Bodanki you seriously need some ted in your life.

    I've never been better since ted arrived.

    I love you man.
     
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  15. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    ted give us our daily bread.

    amen.
     
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  16. Magic Ted

    Magic Ted Talulah

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    If I ever feel down I'm just going to read back through this thread. The things we ****ing do <laugh>
     
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  17. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    There's no need to feel down
    when Ted's on the forum
    so put on your Magic crown
    and definitely don't ignore him
    Next time you're on this thread
    make sure you post in rhyme
    as you back the mighty reds
    to European trophy time
     
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  18. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    all you need is love da da da da da
    all you need is love love love is all you need
    this is wear the evertonians get it all wrong they dont realise that
    PUTTING A LIVERPOOL SHIRT ON WILL CHANGE THERE LIFE
    YES EVERTON DO MAKE GOOD LAVERTREES BUT NOTHING ELSE

    IM WARMING UP NOW FOR THE FINAL IM BURNING AN EVERTON SHIRT
    AND IN THE MIDDLE OF IT IS SOME BATSHIT
    LLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEERRRRRRPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
     
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  19. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    spell starting
    i can see the words 18 lighting up in the sky
    yes 18th of may
    yes holy batshit liverpool are crucifying them
     
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  20. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    Anyone seen Super G Ted'inho lately?
     
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