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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by qprted, May 5, 2016.

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Do you believe in ted

  1. I believe!!!

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  2. I have no choice but to add the jinx option...

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  1. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    How did Welsh date go?
     
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  2. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Tomorrow night fella
     
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  3. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Good luck. Bloody psychos the lot of 'em. <ok>
     
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  4. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    one more needed..... come one dont be that guy...
     
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  5. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Having problems ??

    Yeah, given up trying to work it out, staying neutral and unmoved helps navigate the waters ... if we didn't crave that snatch or suck jobs we'd all leave well alone <laugh>
     
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  6. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Isn't it just? My Mrs is actually really into football, which is good. But I can't help myself from referencing Chelsea (her team) during any game I watch, having a dig at how ****ty of a club they are till she get's annoyed. <laugh>

    Doesn't help that she was named after them too.
     
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  7. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    WHHERE IN THE SNATCH CLUB THE SNATCH CLUB THE SNATCH CLUB
    WHERE IN THE SNATCH CLUB
    WHERE GOING TO SNATCH THE EUROPEAN CUP
     
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  8. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    LETS ALL SING TO THE SOUND OF CHER
    DO YOU BELIEVE IN TEDS SNATCH CLUB
    ITS A REALITY THAT DOSNT NEED MUCH TIME IN THE PUB
    O-O AT HALF TIME
    BUT IN THE SECOND HALF LIVERPOOL TRULLY SUBLIME
    THE FIRST ONE RIPPED THE NET APART
    BUT THE SECOND BROKE THE SPANIARDS HEART
    AS THEY KNEW THAT THE MIGHT OF LIVERPOOL WAS ABOUT TO START
    TOTAL DOMINATION AND A BIT OF NOUSE
    THESE SPANIARDS CANT BEAT SUPER SCOUSE
    TIMES FAST APPROACHING FOR ME TO INVEST IN THE BETTING SHOP
    IM GOING TO BREAK HIS HEART AS THE SPANIARDS ARE FOR THE CHOP
     
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  9. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    13 votes... 2-0 is the score.... whhoo hoooo you heard it from ted.
     
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  10. BobbyD

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    No Mito i need 3-1. Tell Ted the score will be 3-1
     
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  11. organic red

    organic red Well-Known Member

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    Errr...........didn't ted say 3-1? <whistle>
     
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  12. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    yeah mito its 3-1 we must all think of the score unamanously and then we can guarantee the spell is put on those spaniards
     
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  13. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Oh my god you're going to be Bill Clinton's son in law !! Guess that rules out using her name during ploughing <laugh>

    Have dated girls before who just have no grasp of anything happening on a football pitch at all

    Main issue ahead of tomorrow is do I shave the beard or not ?!
     
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  14. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    With zero Welsh bird?

    Don't shave it if it's cool, yes if it's trampy
     
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  15. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Seeing the Welsh one tomorrow yeah haha

    It's kind of kept in check, maybe a little trim then
     
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  16. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    those welsh ones are superhot but the ey dodnt do beards get it off be clean shaven
    now back to the john lennon ive just spoke to the ghost of john and he wants us dead on seven o clock to all sing together
    ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE DA DA DA DA DA DA DA
    ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE
    LOVE IS ALL YOU NEED

    now supersnatch have you got that
    i dont want everyone to sing this and here you pushing out a very loud remdition of
    HELP I NEED SOMEBODY HELP NOT JUST ANYBODY HELP
    forget snatch remember millwall west ham and tottenham as we use the great power of the eight millioon cockneys
    to push us way out in front are you with me supersnatch
     
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  17. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    I believe in Ted
    He isa Red
    Roses are also
    Our king wears a yellow crown on his torso

    Much love @qprted XX upload_2016-5-5_19-0-20.jpeg
     
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  19. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    i believe in you
    make my dream come true
    liverpool with some silverware
    i can smell the sweat in snatches underwear
    i belive dead on seven o clock

    i believe
     
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  20. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    its now 5 past seven and in the great build up we now have 14 believers we all believe
    that everytime a ball hits the crossbar or cracks the post
    its not real, its john lennons ghost
    lets make the most
    of that marmite on toast

    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIBBBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVEREEEEEEEEEE
     
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