Off Topic General chat

Or watching crumbles phone movies.

 

Fire engine races and incest.

 

They have large cabs.

 

I'd love to get hold of Crum's phone and text his boss... "Hey boss, just knocking off early to go play golf... I've designed a new siren for the fire truck, it goes neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenoooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ne ne ne ne ne noooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrr ne ne ne ne ne ne noooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrr... anyway, have a nice weekend, lots of love, your mate Crum".

 

By the way Tel, we'll need a note from your legal guardian explaining your recent absence.

 

Are you saying that he hasn't got a father . . . . the bastard

 

I don't have a father.

 

Neither do I

 

Well that's where we differ, yours not being there makes you sad

 

GA feels like a twat now

 

Do I bollocks . . . . Tel was just after a fight

 

I'm a lover not a fighter.

 

Just thought people could write in one thread as opposed to having loads of em, each to their own i suppose.

 

Doesnt work mate. We want more thread starters not less.

 

just introduced flexi working where you can start half an hour early and finish half hour early, good idea except for lad next door to me.
Normal start time is 7.30 and finish at 4.30.
Tues, wed, thurs he came in at 6.55 and left at 4.00, no problem nice and early and early finish.
Today the cnut cant get in for 7.30 start?
How can he be early for flexi time but late every time he should start at 7.30?

 

Burger king double swiss cheese
Yum yum.

 

Just wanna say a special thanks to me mate @TigerRoo for me awesome QLD state of origin clock he made for me. Top job mate
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That looks great . . . . well done, Tigger

 

The wonderful thing about tiggers
Is tiggers are wonderful things......

 

What a load of Pooh.